Hold Your Horses (or Wolverines)! There's No Michigan Game Tonight...Unless You're a Time Traveler
That's right, folks. It's Wednesday, June 12th, otherwise known as National Get Caught Up on Your Laundry Day. As glorious as a Michigan victory would be, there are currently no Wolverines battling it out on the gridiron...at least not in our timeline.
But fear not, Maize and Blue diehards! Here's why you might have been momentarily confused:
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- College Football Season Shenanigans: The Michigan Wolverines are a powerhouse, that much is undeniable. But even powerhouses need a break. College football season typically runs from late summer to early winter, so those Saturday afternoon battles are a few months away.
- The Neverending Michigan Hype Machine (and that's a good thing!): Maybe you stumbled upon a news article about a future Michigan game, or perhaps you're still living on the high (or low) of a past game. The Wolverines have a dedicated fanbase, and news about the team can pop up year-round.
Don't despair! Here are some ways to channel your Michigan spirit:
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- Binge-watch old Michigan games: Relive the glory days (or some truly epic fails) by revisiting classic Michigan games. YouTube is your friend here.
- Brush up on your Michigan trivia: Impress your friends with your knowledge of all things Wolverines. Who was the last Heisman winner? What's the capacity of the Big House?
- Start planning your trip to Ann Arbor: There's nothing quite like the atmosphere of a Michigan game day in Ann Arbor. Book your hotel, scope out some tailgate recipes, and get ready for a maize and blue invasion!
## Frequently Asked Time-Traveling Wolverines
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Since we've established you might be a time-traveling superfan, here are some handy FAQs to help you navigate the space-time continuum:
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- How to avoid accidentally spoiling future games for yourself? This is a tricky one. Maybe stick to highlights and historical facts?
- How to blend in with present-day Wolverines? Luckily, Michigan's signature colors are pretty timeless. Just avoid mentioning things like flying cars or robot referees.
- How to convince everyone you're a legit Wolverines fan? Learn the fight song! Everyone knows "Hail to the Victors."
- How to deal with the crushing disappointment of realizing you can't attend tonight's game? We feel your pain. Distract yourself with some delicious Sanders Hot Dogs (a Michigan staple) or indulge in a celebratory (or commiseratory) bowl of maize and blue ice cream.
- How to ensure you don't accidentally alter the space-time continuum while cheering on the Wolverines? This one's a bit out of our expertise. Maybe consult a time-travel expert (or Doc Brown)?
Stay safe out there, time travelers! And for everyone else, go Wolverines (when the season actually starts)!
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