Don't Be a Nighttime Nana! Your Guide to Melbourne's After Dark Delights
So you've conquered Melbourne's daytime delights: ogled the penguins at Phillip Island, scoffed your bodyweight in dim sum, and done your best artsy impression at the NGV. But what about when the sun sets and the city transforms into a glittering wonderland (or a chaotic mess, depending on your perspective)? Fear not, weary traveller (or energetic local), for this guide will be your beacon in the vibrant night!
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| What To Do In Melbourne At Night |
Hit the Clubs, You Dance Machine!
Melbourne's got a club scene that could make Ibiza jealous. Prahran boasts the likes of Pawn Shop & Co, a hidden gem with themed nights that'll have you questioning reality (in a good way). For the bass-lovers, head to Brown Alley in the CBD, a labyrinthine wonderland of thumping beats and pulsating lights. Just be prepared to perfect your "resting cool face" – Melbourne clubs are notoriously selective (doorman, that was a dirty look at my shoes, come on!).
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Not Much of a Dancer? No Worries, Mate!
Fear not, my two left-footed friends! Melbourne has options aplenty for the non-dancing night owl. There's always the classic pub crawl, a rite of passage for any visitor. Start on Brunswick Street in Fitzroy, where dive bars and craft beer palaces line the streets. Feeling fancy? Hit up a rooftop bar, like The Lui Bar on Flinders Street, for stunning city views and cocktails that could knock a boxer out (metaphorically speaking, of course).
The Culture Vulture's Night Out
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Melbourne's not all glitz and glam (although it does that very well). For the culture enthusiast, there are a plethora of nighttime happenings. Catch a play at the iconic Princess Theatre, or, if you're feeling a little more alternative, check out a live music gig in a hidden laneway bar. The National Gallery of Victoria even throws "NGV Friday Nights," a monthly event with live music, pop-up bars, and, of course, art (because, Melbourne).
Underbelly Delights: Melbourne's After-Dark Oddities
Melbourne's a city that thrives on the weird and wonderful. Up for a challenge? Try a night at "The Room" – a cult classic (or infamous B-movie, depending on who you ask) screening at Cinema Nova. Feeling peckish after? The Queen Victoria Night Market is a haven for late-night eats, with cuisines from all corners of the globe.
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Bonus Round: Melbourne By Moonlight
For a truly unique experience, try a moonlight kayak tour on the Yarra River. Glide under the city lights and get a whole new perspective on Melbourne's beauty. Just remember, this is not the time to reenact Titanic – one Celine Dion singalong is enough, thanks.
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How to Avoid Looking Like a Lost Tourist? Easy! Ditch the fanny pack and embrace Melbourne's laneway culture. Get lost (but not literally) and you're bound to stumble upon hidden gems.
How to Pace Yourself? Melbourne nights can be marathons, not sprints. Alternate high-energy activities with chill ones (think rooftop cocktails, not rooftop mosh pits).
How to Dress? Melbourne's a melting pot, so there's no strict dress code. Just remember, it can get chilly at night, so pack a layer (or two).
How to Get Around? Melbourne has a decent public transport system that runs late into the night. Taxis and rideshare options are also readily available.
How Much Cash Should I Bring? While many places accept card, it's always good to have some cash on hand for smaller venues or late-night kebab runs (we all have them, don't judge).
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