Toronto in October: Don't Be a Hoser, Eh? A Guide to Avoiding Tourist Traps and Having a Blast
So, you've decided to visit Toronto in October? Excellent choice, my friend! You're in for a treat, just like a Kinder Surprise, but hopefully with fewer choking hazards (though those pesky Canadian geese can be a menace...). October in the 6ix (that's Toronto slang for the 416 area code, for all you rookies) is a magical time. The leaves are turning the color of a lukewarm pumpkin spice latte, there's a crispness in the air that'll make you want to snuggle up with a beaver (don't worry, they're more into building dams than cuddling), and the city is buzzing with events that are anything but, well, boring.
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| What To Do In Toronto In October 2023 |
Embrace Your Inner Lit-Lover
Forget those overpriced ghost tours (who needs them when you have a city with a real history, eh?). This October, delve into the Toronto International Festival of Authors. Mingle with bookworms of all stripes, catch readings by your favorite authors (or discover new ones!), and maybe even snag a signed copy to impress your friends back home (just don't tell them you got it for half-price at the bargain bin later).
Tip: Reread sections you didn’t fully grasp.
Pro Tip: Feeling peckish after a long day of literary exploration? Head to St. Lawrence Market for a peameal bacon sandwich, a Toronto delicacy that's basically Canadian bacon on steroids (in the best way possible).
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Get Spooked (But Not Actually)
Toronto loves Halloween, and October is prime spooky season. But ditch the cheesy haunted houses – this year, try "The Isabella Street S�ance." Now, this ain't your grandma's s�ance. This is a full-blown, supposedly haunted Victorian mansion experience led by a mentalist. Who knows, you might just make contact with the spirits (or at least have a killer Instagram story).
Tip: Reread tricky sentences for clarity.
Warning: Not recommended for the faint of heart (or those who spilled maple syrup on their lucky loonie).
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Feast Like a Lumberjack (Without the Flannel)
Thanksgiving weekend falls in October, and Canadians take their giving VERY seriously. That means one thing: food. Hit up the Woodbridge Fall Fair for a taste of Canadiana – think midway games, farm animals, and enough pumpkin pie to feed a small village.
Alternatively: The Fall Harvest Festival at the CN Tower offers stunning city views and delicious seasonal eats. Just don't wear anything that might get blown off by the wind – those CN Tower gusts are no joke!
How to Avoid Looking Like a Lost Loonie (Canadian Tourist)
- Ditch the "Eh" After Every Sentence: We get it, you're in Canada. But trust us, we know already.
- Bring a Warm Jacket: October can be surprisingly chilly, especially compared to that Florida sunshine you're probably used to.
- Pack Comfortable Shoes: Toronto is a walkable city, and you'll be doing a lot of exploring. Leave the stilettos at home, unless you're attending a fancy poutine competition (those are a real thing, by the way).
FAQ
- How to Get Around Toronto? The TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) is a great public transit system. Just make sure you have a PRESTO card (it's like a magic card for getting on the bus/streetcar/subway).
- How Much to Tip in Toronto? Generally, 15-20% is standard.
- What's the Deal with Poutine? It's a Canadian staple – fries smothered in gravy and cheese curds. Sounds weird, tastes amazing.
- How to Speak Canadian? Essential phrases include "sorry" (said a lot, even when it's not your fault), "double-double" (how you order a coffee with two creams and two sugars), and "oot and aboot" (a fun way to say "out and about").
- How to Survive a Canadian Winter? Embrace the cozy sweaters, stock up on hot chocolate, and learn to love skating on rinks (because trust us, you will).
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