So you're stuck in Melbourne on a Saturday? Don' Pharaoh-ver it!
Yep, you're in Melbourne, a city that's like a magpie - shiny on the outside, full of surprises if you know where to look (and unlike a magpie, less likely to swoop in and steal your sausage roll). But with a whole Saturday ahead, you might be thinking "Ugh, what do I do?". Fear not, weary traveller (or Melbournian local who needs a Saturday shake-up), because I'm here to be your guide!
Embrace your inner Pharaoh (or at least learn about some)
First up, if you haven't already heard the whispers around town, there's a little something called the Pharaoh exhibition at the NGV. Yes, that's right, mummies, hieroglyphics, the whole shebang. Walk through ancient tombs (don't worry, these ones are safe and probably less dusty), learn about the Pharaoh's blingtastic lifestyle, and maybe even pick up some tips for your next pyramid scheme (although that last one might not be recommended).
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Light up your life (literally)
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If you're looking for something a little more...illuminating, then head over to Lightscape. Think dazzling light installations, magical forests, and enough twinkling lights to make even a Grinch grin. It's basically Christmas in June, but without the fruitcake (thankfully).
Calling all cheese enthusiasts (and everyone else, honestly)
Now, if you're after something that'll tantalize your taste buds rather than your retinas, then High Cheese is calling your name. This isn't your average cheese platter situation, folks. We're talking gourmet cheeses, fancy meats, and enough accompaniments to make your head spin (in a good way, hopefully).
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Need a break from all the fancy stuff?
Let's face it, all this culture and fancy cheese can be exhausting. Sometimes you just need a good, old-fashioned laugh. In that case, check out the Kings of Comedy show. Just be warned, if you're easily offended, this might not be your cup of tea (unless it's a cup of strong tea to calm your nerves afterwards).
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Bonus Event (because who doesn't love a bonus?)
Science nerds rejoice! Scienceworks After Dark is back, and this time it's for adults only (sorry, little Einsteins). Think space documentaries on the planetarium dome, giant bouncy castles (because adults can have fun too!), and maybe even a chance to virtually outrun Cathy Freeman (good luck!).
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Alright, alright, you convinced me. But what if...
How to get to the NGV? Easy! Tram, train, or even a walk if the weather's nice (although with all that Pharaoh-ing around, you might need a rest for your legs).
How much does Lightscape cost? Check their website for exact prices, but let's just say it's worth every penny (or cent, as we fancy Aussies say).
Is there a dress code for High Cheese? Nope, just come as you are (unless you are cheese, then maybe reconsider).
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Will I get heckled at the Kings of Comedy show? Maybe, but that's all part of the fun (unless you're the one being heckled).
Do I need a lab coat for Scienceworks After Dark? Definitely not, but a sense of wonder is always encouraged.
So there you have it, folks! Melbourne on a Saturday doesn't have to be a mystery. With a little planning (and maybe a cheese-induced nap), you can have a day that's both entertaining and educational. Now get out there and explore!
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