So You Woke Up in Melbourne on Christmas Day... Now What?
Yep, there you are, staring at the ceiling with a vague sense of nausea (leftover pavlova, perhaps?) and the realisation it's December 25th. The shops are shut, the carols have (thankfully) stopped, and everyone else seems to be having a delightful family lunch that you weren't invited to. Don't despair, fellow Melbournian! Christmas Day in our fair city can be a glorious time, especially if you approach it with the right amount of festivity, cynicism, and a touch of self-deprecation.
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| What To Do On Xmas Day In Melbourne |
Embrace the Great Outdoors (Because Why Not?)
While the rest of the country roasts indoors, Melbourne often throws a curveball with a beautiful sunny day. Here's your chance to:
Become one with the Royal Botanic Gardens: These sprawling gardens are a haven of peace and tranquillity (ignoring the occasional over-excited child on a sugar high). Pack a picnic rug, some sunscreen, and maybe a good book (because let's face it, your phone reception will be patchy at best).
Channel your inner Baywatch at the beach: Forget the Santas, grab your bathers and head down to Brighton, St Kilda, or any beach that tickles your fancy. Just be sure to dodge the over-enthusiastic volleyball players and frisbee throwers.
Pro tip: If you forgot the sunscreen, there's always the chance of finding a very generous (or slightly tipsy) beachgoer willing to share.
Tip: Focus on one point at a time.
Seek Refuge from the Festive Frenzy (or Lack Thereof)
Let's be honest, Christmas cheer isn't exactly overflowing on Melbourne streets on December 25th. But fear not, there are sanctuaries for the serenity-seekers:
Hit the cinemas: While most shops are closed, some cinemas are brave enough to stay open. Catch the latest blockbuster (or that weird documentary you've been meaning to see) and escape the relentless cheer (or lack thereof) for a few hours.
Indulge in a fancy hotel staycation: Treat yourself! Many hotels offer special Christmas Day packages, complete with a fancy lunch and access to their swanky pools and facilities. Just remember, this might involve encountering actual families enjoying Christmas festivities, so buyer beware!
Unleash Your Inner Foodie (Because Food Always Makes Things Better)
Christmas Day doesn't have to be about turkey and plum pudding (although, if that's your jam, more power to you!). Melbourne's multicultural heart is still pumping on December 25th, offering a world of delicious options:
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Go on a dumpling crawl: Ditch the roast and embrace the joy of dumplings! Head to Chinatown or Richmond for endless varieties of pork buns, har gow, and xiao long bao.
Embrace a scorching hot Christmas feed: Who says Christmas can't involve a vindaloo or a sizzling plate of Sichuan kung pao chicken? Many Indian and Chinese restaurants stay open on Christmas Day, offering a delicious (and possibly sweat-inducing) alternative.
Remember: Christmas Day surcharges are a thing, so be prepared to shell out a few extra bucks for your alternative festive feast.
FAQ: Conquering Christmas in Melbourne
How to avoid crowds on Christmas Day? Easy! Most tourist attractions and shopping centres will be deserted. Embrace the solitude!
QuickTip: Every section builds on the last.
How to find a decent Christmas feed? Many restaurants offer special Christmas Day menus, or some cafes might even be open for their usual brunch fare. Do some research online beforehand.
How to deal with family pressure on Christmas Day? If you're estranged from your family or just not that keen on a big gathering, this is your golden ticket! Enjoy the peace and quiet (or plan a catch-up with friends who are in the same boat).
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How to embrace the festive spirit (even if you're feeling a bit bah-humbug)? Watch cheesy Christmas movies, crank up the carols (ironically, of course!), or wear a Santa hat while you devour your pad thai. Fake it till you make it, right?
How to prepare for Boxing Day sales? Get some sleep (because those early morning queues can be brutal) and strategize your shopping list. Remember, comfort is key – nobody wants to be elbowed in the ribs for a discounted toaster while wearing yesterday's pyjamas.
So there you have it! Christmas Day in Melbourne: a time for relaxation, exploration, and maybe even a little bit of festive cheer (on your own terms, of course). Now get out there and make the most of it!
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