The Great Capital Caper: How Philly Got Dumped for a Swamp
Ah, Philadelphia. City of Brotherly Love, cheesesteaks, and apparently, a short-lived fling with being the capital of the United States. But what led our nation's founders to ditch Philly for the (admittedly more glamorous) mosquito haven of Washington D.C.? Buckle up, history buffs (and those who enjoy a good political kerfuffle), because we're about to dive into the Compromise of 1790, a deal so strange it makes even Benjamin Franklin's lightning rod seem mundane.
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The Money Men and the Swamp Dwellers
The story starts with two heavyweights: Alexander Hamilton, the treasury secretary with a financial plan ambitious enough to make Scrooge McDuck blush, and Thomas Jefferson, the Virginian with a serious case of Southern charm and a deep aversion to Hamilton's ideas (kind of like a political rom-com gone wrong).
Hamilton's master plan: Take on all the states' Revolutionary War debt, making the federal government look super responsible. The catch? The Northern states, who'd shouldered most of the war costs, would benefit the most. This wasn't exactly sitting well with Jefferson and his Southern compatriots.
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Enter the Capital Conundrum: Philadelphia, then the bustling center of the nation, served as the temporary capital. But where would the permanent one be? The South, fearing a pro-abolitionist capital in the North, pushed for a more neutral location.
The Swamp Wins! (But Not Really)
Here's where things get interesting. Hamilton hatches a daring plan: He agrees to support a Southern capital in exchange for Jefferson backing his debt plan. Jefferson, ever the pragmatist, agrees. Thus, Washington D.C., a swampy backwater at the time, is chosen as the compromise.
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Plot twist! To appease the jilted Philadelphians, the capital would temporarily stay there for ten years. Think of it as a consolation prize (or a very long goodbye).
The Legacy: From Brotherly Love to Political Dealings
So, that's the story of how Philadelphia got traded for a swamp. Did the compromise work? Well, the debt got paid, and Washington D.C. eventually became the grand capital we know today. Did anyone win? Arguably, the entire nation did, thanks to a more stable financial system. But who lost the most? Probably the mosquitoes in Philadelphia who missed out on a ten-year feast of disgruntled politicians.
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FAQ: The Great Capital Caper Edition
How to move a nation's capital? Apparently, all you need is a good debt deal and a swamp no one else wants.
How to convince your political rival to agree with you? Offer them a slightly less swampy consolation prize.
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How to avoid disgruntled politicians? Don't move their cheesesteak supply.
How to survive a political compromise? A healthy dose of pragmatism and a good pair of bug spray (if you're moving to D.C.).
How to learn more about the Compromise of 1790? This article is a great start, but there are plenty of history books out there that won't put you to sleep (hopefully).
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