Staten Island's Finest (Undead): A Guide to "What We Do in the Shadows"
Forget the glitz and glam of Manhattan, there's a far more horrifying (and hilarious) reality show filming in the forgotten borough of Staten Island. FX's "What We Do in the Shadows" takes us behind the cobwebs (and flickering bulbs) of a vampire household that's been roommates for... well, let's just say they predate sliced bread.
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The Tenants: A Motley Crew of the Undead
- Nandor the Relentless: This Ottoman Empire-era vampire fancies himself a conqueror, though his biggest battles involve the thermostat and the grocery list.
- Nadja: Nandor's glamorous (and slightly murderous) wife with a penchant for burlesque and a temper hotter than a bloodbath.
- Laszlo: The impulsive and chaotic vampire with a knack for musical numbers and questionable hygiene. Think "Rocky Horror Picture Show" meets dad jokes.
- Colin Robinson: The energy vampire. No cape, no fangs, just a soul-sucking personality that leaves everyone utterly drained (and oddly craving a nap).
- Guillermo: Nandor's familiar and the show's emotional anchor. Aspiring vampire slayer by day, Guillermo spends his nights cleaning up after his undead roommates and dodging romantic entanglements with sexy vampires.
Staten Island by Night: Struggles of the Undead in the Modern World
Imagine trying to navigate Tinder while being allergic to garlic and sunlight. "What We Do in the Shadows" mines comedic gold from the everyday struggles of these ancient beings in a modern world.
Sub-heading: Nandor's existential crisis: Can a conquering warlord from the Ottoman Empire adjust to life on Staten Island? The answer involves yoga pants, internet dating, and a surprising fondness for reality TV.
QuickTip: Don’t ignore the small print.
Sub-heading: Guillermo's Frustrations: Guillermo may dream of becoming a vampire slayer, but for now, he's stuck dealing with his energy-sucking roommate and dodging Nandor's passive-aggressive demands for neck massages.
Mockumentary Magic: Why This Show Bites (In a Good Way)
Filmed in a hilarious mockumentary style, "What We Do in the Shadows" offers a fly-on-the-crypt perspective into the lives of these dysfunctional roommates. Expect deadpan humor, awkward social interactions, and plenty of blood... with a healthy dose of glitter and disco balls.
Tip: Be mindful — one idea at a time.
We recommend this show if:
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- You enjoy dark humor with a dash of the absurd.
- You're a fan of Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement's comedic genius (they created the original film).
- You've ever wondered what it would be like to live with roommates who haven't seen sunlight in centuries.
FAQ: Staten Island's Finest Edition
How to survive living with a vampire roommate?Answer: Stock up on garlic spray, blackout curtains, and a good therapist.
QuickTip: Read with curiosity — ask ‘why’ often.
How to become a vampire slayer?Answer: Guillermo is still figuring this one out, but we recommend starting with a really good garlic press.
How to conquer the New World (Staten Island branch)?Answer: Mastering the art of online food delivery and perfecting your memes seems to be the current strategy.
Tip: Read at your natural pace.
How to deal with an energy vampire?Answer: Lots of coffee, strong opinions, and maybe a metronome to keep yourself awake.
How to find a show that's equal parts funny and horrifying?Answer: Look no further than "What We Do in the Shadows!"
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