Staten Island's Finest (Undead) Get Manhattan Manners: Nick Kroll Bites into What We Do in the Shadows
Ever wondered what a bunch of centuries-old vampires living in Staten Island would do for a night out? Well, fret no more, because in season one of FX's hilarious mockumentary "What We Do in the Shadows," we find out exactly that – and it involves Nick Kroll, questionable dance moves, and a whole lot of awkwardness.
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From Staten Island to the Big Leagues (Except, You Know, Without the Garlic Bread)
The episode, titled "Manhattan Night Club," sees the housemates – Nandor the Relentless (think Vlad the Impaler with a slightly less impressive resume), Nadja the alluring vampire with a penchant for passive-aggression, Laszlo the flamboyant dandy who might also be a bit of a rogue, and Colin Robinson, the energy vampire who drains the life (and enthusiasm) out of everyone around him – venturing into the bustling nightlife of Manhattan.
Their goal? To reconnect with an old friend, the once-formidable vampire leader Simon the Devious, played by the ever-charming Nick Kroll. But as with anything involving these undead goofballs, things don't quite go according to plan.
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Turns out, Simon the Devious isn't quite so "devious" anymore. We find him living in the sewers (not exactly the trendiest Manhattan digs) and sporting a rather unfortunate combover. His reign as the top vampire in the city has gone about as well as a disco ball in a haunted house.
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Despite the, ahem, downturn in his fortunes, the Staten Island vampires (bless their undead hearts) offer Simon a place to crash. Cue hilarity (and probably some spilled blood – it is a vampire comedy after all).
Nick Kroll brings his signature brand of comedic awkwardness to the role, perfectly capturing the desperation and faded glory of a once-powerful vampire leader reduced to scrounging for scraps in the sewer.
So, Why Should You Care About Nick Kroll's Sewer-Dwelling Vampire?
Because sometimes, the best laughs come from seeing the mighty fall – especially if the mighty happens to be a centuries-old bloodsucker with a questionable fashion sense. Nick Kroll's guest appearance is a comedic gem, adding another layer of absurdity to the already hilarious world of "What We Do in the Shadows."
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Plus, it raises some interesting questions about vampire real estate. Is there a Zillow for the undead? Do they have open houses in abandoned mausoleums? These are the existential questions that keep us up at night (well, not literally, because we're not vampires... hopefully).
FAQ: Mastering the Art of Staten Island Vampirism (with a Manhattan Twist)
How to get invited to a vampire nightclub in Manhattan?
Sorry to disappoint, but those invitations are probably pretty exclusive. Maybe try scoring a date with a vampire first?
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How to avoid ending up in the sewers like Simon the Devious?
Maintain a healthy level of deviousness, obviously. Also, invest in some decent hair products.
How to deal with an energy vampire like Colin Robinson?
Tip: Don’t skip the small notes — they often matter.
Earphones. Lots and lots of earphones.
How to convince your roommates to let a vampire who used to be super important live with you?
Appeal to their sense of pity. Maybe offer to do the dishes for a century?
How to get Nick Kroll to guest star on your show?
Be Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement. That seems to be the trick.
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