So, You Wanna Be a Swinging Sixties Gangster? Buckle Up for a Timewarp!
Ah, Grand Theft Auto: London. A time capsule of dodgy sideburns, questionable fashion choices, and, of course, grand theft auto. But before you dust off your Union Jack flares and stock up on tea and crumpets (essential gangster supplies, obviously), you might be wondering exactly when this criminal caper takes place.
It's All in the Name, Baby! (Except When It's Not)
There's actually not just one "GTA London." The original Grand Theft Auto (1997) boasted two mission packs that transported players across the pond for a taste of British mayhem. Here's the chronological breakdown:
- Grand Theft Auto: London 1969: Just as the title suggests, this 1999 expansion pack throws you headfirst into the heart of the swinging sixties. Think The Beatles, miniskirts, and enough slang to make your head spin (like, totally groovy, man!).
- Grand Theft Auto: London 1961: Dial it back a few years with this 1999 follow-up. Experience the early days of the decade, with classic cars, a more buttoned-down vibe (although probably not for your criminal activities), and a chance to rewrite history... GTA style!
Important Note: While the titles clearly state the year, the developers took some liberties with historical accuracy. Don't expect a documentary-level recreation of London. Think more "hilariously exaggerated gangster romp through a fictionalized London."
So, Which "GTA London" Should You Play?
That depends on your gangster flavour!
- Feeling Mod? Swing into the psychedelic fun of 1969.
- Fancy a More Traditional Gangster Experience? Head back to 1961 for a taste of the early sixties.
No matter what you choose, prepare for some hilarious anachronisms, over-the-top action, and a healthy dose of British wit (well, British gangster wit, anyway).
FAQ: Becoming a GTA London Mastermind (Without Actually Committing Crimes)
How to Dress for the Occasion?
Think loud, think bold! Union Jack everything, platform shoes, and enough paisley to make your enemies dizzy.
How to Talk the Talk?
Brush up on your slang. "Groovy," "smashing," "chinwag" - the more obscure, the better. Bonus points for using "aye" instead of "yes."
How to Get Around?
Double-decker buses and classic Minis are your best bets. Just remember, they drive on the left in London (unless you're causing enough chaos to rewrite the rules of the road).
How to Act Like a Proper GTA London Gangster?
Confidence is key. A healthy dose of sarcasm and a complete disregard for the law are also essential.
How to Dodge the Fuzz (GTA Style)?
Nick a bobby's hat (don't worry, they won't mind... much). Failing that, high-speed car chases and creative use of the environment are your best friends.
