The Ivy League: A Hilarious Guide to Boston Ivy vs. English Ivy
So, you're thinking about joining the prestigious Ivy League...of climbers, that is. But before you get tangled up in the drama, it's important to choose the right leafy roommate. Because let's face it, inviting a vine to crash on your walls is a big commitment, and picking the wrong one can lead to some major shade (literally and metaphorically). Fear not, intrepid gardener, for this guide will equip you to differentiate between the two most popular ivies: Boston ivy and English ivy.
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The Evergreen Emperor: English Ivy
English ivy fancies itself the king of climbers. This evergreen boasts shiny, dark green leaves that cling stubbornly to surfaces like a toddler to a favorite blanket. Great for shade and happy to sprawl wherever it pleases, English ivy can quickly transform your humble abode into a whimsical, fairytale cottage.
But beware, fellow plant parent! English ivy can be a bit of a control freak. Those clinging roots might be charming at first, but they can wreak havoc on brickwork, siding, and gutters if left unchecked. Think of it as the ivy that went to private school and never learned boundaries.
The Scarlet Showstopper: Boston Ivy
Boston ivy, on the other hand, is the life of the party. This deciduous vine explodes with vibrant green leaves in the summer, then throws a spectacular fall foliage fiesta of fiery reds and oranges. Unlike its evergreen cousin, Boston ivy is a much less aggressive climber, attaching itself with handy little tendrils instead of creepy crawly roots.
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Need a wall covered? Boston ivy's your guy (or gal)! Full sun? No problem! This adaptable vine thrives in various conditions. Just be prepared for the occasional game of "find the rogue vine" come fall, as some rogue tendrils might go on little adventures.
So, which ivy is right for you?
- Craving drama and a pop of color? Go Boston ivy!
- Looking for a low-maintenance green machine? English ivy might be your match (but keep an eye on it!).
The Final Frond-Down
Ultimately, the choice is yours. But remember, with great ivy comes great responsibility. Prune regularly, provide support structures, and most importantly, enjoy the unique personalities these climbing companions bring to your garden.
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P.S. Neither ivy is actually part of the Ivy League. Sorry to burst your bubble.
Frequently Asked Questions (Ivy Edition)
How to plant ivy?
Both Boston and English ivy are relatively easy to plant. Dig a hole slightly bigger than the root ball, amend the soil with compost, and water deeply.
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How to train ivy to climb?
Provide a trellis, lattice, or wires for the vines to grip onto.
How to water ivy?
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Water regularly during the first year, then allow the soil to dry slightly between waterings.
How to prune ivy?
Prune throughout the growing season to control size and shape.
How to remove ivy?
Removing established ivy can be a challenge. Consult a professional if needed.
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