Should Your 11-Year-Old Become a Detroit: Become Human? A Hilarious Guide for Parents (Who May Not Be Human Themselves)
Ah, Detroit: Become Human. A game that'll have you questioning your toaster's existential dread while simultaneously wondering if that suspiciously life-like Roomba is plotting a robot uprising. But is this award-winning choose-your-own-adventure masterpiece appropriate for your inquisitive (and possibly mischievous) 11-year-old? Buckle up, fellow parent-unit, because we're about to dive into the hilarious world of navigating age-appropriate gaming.
The Case for the Curious Connoisseur (Your 11-Year-Old)
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- A Choose-Your-Own-Robot-Revolution Adventure! Detroit puts your child in the driver's seat (well, more like the android control panel) of a branching narrative. They get to make decisions that impact the story, because who doesn't love playing God... with robots?
- More Feels Than a Sentient Washing Machine: This game tackles themes of prejudice, freedom, and what it means to be alive. Get ready for some heartwarming (or heart-wrenching) moments that might lead to existential discussions over dinner. Bonus points if they use the word "existential" correctly.
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- Violence? More Like Robo-Rumble: Let's be honest, there's fighting, shooting, and the occasional non-consensual oil change for our android friends. Think less "Toy Story" and more "Terminator 2: Judgment Day Lite."
- Language That Would Make a Trucker Blush: The occasional f-bomb might fly, and some scenes get a little suggestive (because apparently even robots have… feelings?).
**The Verdict: **
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This one's a judgment call, my friend. Detroit: Become Human is rated M for Mature, and for good reason. But if your 11-year-old is a seasoned gamer who can handle some violence and mature themes, this could be a fantastic conversation starter (and maybe a tearjerker).
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Bonus Tip: Why not play it together? Parental controls are your friend, and co-op robot revolution is the best kind of revolution!
FAQ: How to Become a Detroit: Become Human Pro (For Your 11-Year-Old)
- How to Make the Tough Choices? Discuss the options beforehand! Talk about the potential consequences and weigh the pros and cons.
- How to Deal with Scary Scenes? This is your chance to be the hero! Take a break, grab some snacks, and remind them it's just a game (mostly).
- How to Understand the Grown-Up Stuff? Open communication is key! If something confuses them, explain it in an age-appropriate way.
- How to Not Get Attached to Every Single Character? This one's a tough one. We all have our favorites (looking at you, Connor!), but be prepared for some emotional rollercoaster rides.
- How to Convince You to Let Them Play? This may require negotiation, charm, and possibly robot-themed chores. Good luck!
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