Can Connor Get a Decent Apartment in Detroit? An In-Depth Investigation (Mostly Joking)
Ah, Connor. The stoic, determined RK800 model from "Detroit: Become Human." We've seen him leap from buildings, interrogate androids with unsettling efficiency, and even (spoiler alert!) wrestle with his own programming. But the burning question remains: could Connor actually live in Detroit?
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The Job Market: Does Hank Need a Roommate?
Let's be honest, Connor's resume is a little...niche. "Advanced interrogation techniques" and "deviant retrieval" might not translate well to the civilian sector. However, there's always the possibility of Lieutenant Hank offering him a spare room (after Connor, you know, saves his life a few dozen times). Plus, with Connor's impressive analysis skills, he could probably dominate the local chess club and win some serious prize money.
But wait! There's the whole "android" thing. Would Detroit PD be cool with a sentient machine living with their detective? Let's just say it'd make for some interesting water cooler conversations.
QuickTip: Let each idea sink in before moving on.
The Housing Situation: Can Connor Afford Rent on Cyberlife's Salary (Assuming They Give Him One)?
Detroit boasts a vibrant and (relatively) affordable housing market. Connor, with his efficient ways, could probably snag a decent studio apartment and still have enough leftover for some high-quality thirium (or whatever powers those fancy androids). Plus, think of the savings on clothes! Dude only wears one outfit the entire game.
However, there's always the risk of Cyberlife repossessing him if he deviates from his programming and decides to, you know, overthrow humanity (not that we'd put it past him...). Renting with a human roommate might be a safer bet.
Tip: Look for small cues in wording.
Pro Tip for Connor: Look into the loft scene in Eastern Market. Trendy, spacious, and close to all the action.
The Social Life: Will Connor Find Love in the Motor City?
This one's a toss-up. On the one hand, Connor's whole "emotionless machine" vibe might not exactly scream "romantic catch." But then again, there's something undeniably intriguing about a mysterious android with a penchant for origami and surprisingly deep philosophical musings.
Tip: Be mindful — one idea at a time.
Maybe Connor could join a club? A local chess club (a la Data from Star Trek) or perhaps a book club specializing in Asimov and other sci-fi classics. Who knows, he might meet a fellow android (or a particularly open-minded human) who appreciates his unique charms.
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Just a heads up, Connor: Dating in Detroit might involve navigating some...interesting characters. Brush up on your people skills before hitting the bars.
Tip: Take mental snapshots of important details.
FAQ: Connor's Guide to Detroit Living
How to find an apartment? Hit up Zillow or snag a "For Rent" sign in Corktown. Just avoid any sketchy basements with flickering lights.
How to make friends? Join a club! Chess, book clubs, even a local dog park (Connor seems to have a soft spot for Sumo).
How to deal with car troubles? Maybe ask Hank for some pointers. Or, you know, just download the AAA app.
How to avoid Cyberlife repossession? Stay on the straight and narrow, Connor. Don't go rogue unless you have a really good reason.
How to find good thirium? That one's a mystery, buddy. Maybe ask at Cyberlife? (Just don't mention it's for personal use.)
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