You Died Laughing? Finding Boston Globe Obituaries (Because We All Know You're Not Actually Dead)
Let's face it, sometimes life gets a little...well, deathly. You trip over the cat, send a hilarious (but perhaps slightly morbid) joke to your boss, and suddenly you find yourself wondering: is this the end? Fear not, friend! Even if your social media presence takes a permanent dirt nap, there's still a chance to leave the world with a flourish – thanks to the power of the Boston Globe obituaries!
But First, Are You Actually Stiff (Like, Super Duper Stiff)?
Okay, this might seem obvious, but hold on a sec. Maybe you're just planning ahead – a morbid party trick, perhaps? (Hey, we don't judge.) In any case, this guide assumes you're still amongst the living (and hopefully, laughing).
Alright, You're Alive (Phew!) Now, How Do I Find Those Obituaries?
The Boston Globe offers two options, each guaranteed to satisfy your craving for all things obituary-related:
- Death Notices: These are the shorter, factual announcements typically placed by families. Think name, age, cause of death (hopefully not a rogue banana peel incident), and maybe a service schedule. You can find these past year's worth on
Legacy.com - Obituaries: Ah, the crème de la crème! Written by Globe staff, these obituaries tell the full story – the quirky hobbies, the embarrassing childhood nicknames (sorry, Uncle Steve, "Stinky" lives on!), and of course, the life well-lived. Space is limited, though, so there's no guarantee yours will make the cut.
Pro Tip: If your life story is truly epic (and let's be honest, it probably is), consider submitting a death notice just in case. That way, everyone knows when to throw the "Not-So-Dead Yet" party in your honor!
Frequently Asked Questions (Because Apparently, Morbidity is Trendy)
- How do I write a killer obituary? Keep it light, keep it funny, and focus on the good stuff (unless you have some truly epic dirt on a nemesis, then by all means, spill that tea!).
- How can I guarantee my obituary makes the Globe? Channel your inner Mother Teresa or win the lottery – newsworthy achievements help!
- Is there a word limit for death notices? No official limit, but think haiku, not epic novel.
- Can I include a photo with my death notice? Absolutely! Just no crazy party pics (unless that's truly how you want to be remembered).
- How much does it cost to place a death notice? Contact the Boston Globe directly for current pricing.
So there you have it! Now you're all set to navigate the wonderful world of Boston Globe obituaries. Remember, even in the face of, well, facing it, a little humor goes a long way. (Just don't haunt us if yours gets rejected – we warned you about space limitations!)
