Hold Your Mechanical Horses: Can You Really Play Detroit: Become Human on the Switch?
Ah, Detroit: Become Human. A game that makes you question the very nature of existence, all while grappling with whether to save a child or an antique lamp (seriously, that choice haunts me). But here's the burning question that plagues many a gamer: can you actually become a cyberlife revolutionary on the Nintendo Switch?
The Sad Reality (with a sprinkle of hope)
Buckle up, buttercup, because the news ain't exactly sunshine and rainbows. As of today, Detroit: Become Human is not available on the Nintendo Switch. Yeah, I know, collective gasp. We can only dream of guiding Connor through a hostage situation on the big screen while curled up on the couch.
There are whispers of technical limitations and platform exclusivity at play, but hey, that doesn't mean we can't hold out hope for the future! Perhaps with enough pleading and maybe a robotic uprising, we might see a port someday.
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In the meantime, here are some other ways to get your android fix:
- Dust off your old PlayStation 4 or PC: Detroit: Become Human originally graced these platforms, and they're still perfectly capable of delivering a mind-blowing experience.
- Channel your inner detective: If you dig the whole "choice-driven narrative" thing, check out games like Life is Strange or The Walking Dead.
- Start a petition (because why not?): The squeaky wheel gets the grease, and all that. Maybe if we make enough noise, Sony will take pity on us Switch-loving android enthusiasts.
FAQ: Your Burning Detroit: Become Human on Switch Questions Answered (with short, sweet fixes)
How to play Detroit: Become Human if I don't have a PlayStation or PC?
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Hold out for a potential future port (cross your fingers!), or check out similar games on other platforms.
How to convince my friend to let me borrow their PlayStation so I can play Detroit: Become Human?
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Flattery, baked goods, and maybe an offer to help them with that pesky backlog of games.
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How to deal with the crushing disappointment of not having Detroit: Become Human on Switch?
Retail therapy (but not the kind that bankrupts you), watching playthroughs online, or diving into another captivating game.
How to start a petition to get Detroit: Become Human on Switch?
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Crowdfunding websites are your friend! Just be sure to craft a compelling argument for why the Switch needs this game in its life.
How to move on with my life knowing I can't play Detroit: Become Human on Switch (yet)?
Distraction is key! Find another game to obsess over, take up a new hobby, or channel your inner android and calmly accept your fate (for now).
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