Baa-lieve It or Not: Keeping Goats in the Mile High City
Ever looked out your window at the Rocky Mountains and thought, "This view needs some chewing?" Well, my friend, you might be surprised to learn that Denver allows responsible residents to raise goats in their own backyards! That's right, skip the lawnmower and welcome a couple of furry lawnmowers with a penchant for poison ivy.
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But First, Why Goats?
Let's face it, traditional lawns can be a drag. They require constant maintenance, guzzle water during droughts, and offer little in the way of entertainment value (unless you find sprinkler malfunctions particularly amusing). Goats, on the other hand, are like living weed whackers on steroids. They'll happily munch on most unwanted vegetation, including those pesky (and itchy) poison ivy patches. Plus, they're undeniably adorable, with their goofy expressions and playful personalities. Imagine having your very own personal cheer squad every time you step outside!
Goat Warning: Goats are social creatures and do not enjoy solitary confinement. Plan on getting at least two so they can keep each other company and you can avoid complaints about anti-goat-cial behavior.
From Baa to Bah-lieve It! How to Get Your Goat On (Legally)
So, you're convinced that goats are the perfect addition to your Denver domicile. Here's the lowdown on turning your backyard into a mini-goat utopia:
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The Great Goat Permit Caper: You'll need to snag a Livestock or Fowl Permit from Denver Animal Protection (DAP). Don't worry, it's not like applying for brain surgery (although wrangling a goat might feel that way sometimes).
Size Matters (Goat-wise): Denver has a cap on how many hoofed friends you can have. Rest easy, goat enthusiasts, the limit is a delightful two dwarf goats.
Fortress Goat: Goats are escape artists in training. Make sure your fence is at least six feet high and secure. They're also climbers, so don't underestimate their determination to become honorary mountain goats.
Keeping Up With the Joneses (and the Goats): Goats need proper food, shelter, and veterinary care. Be prepared to become a purveyor of hay, a pooper scooper extraordinaire, and a friend to your local vet.
FAQ: Your Goat Guru Guide
How to choose the perfect dwarf goat breed?
Do some research! Popular options include Nigerian Dwarfs, Pygmy Goats, and MiniNubians. Each breed has its own personality quirks and size variations.
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How much do goats cost?
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Prices vary depending on breed, breeder, and location. Expect to shell out anywhere from a few hundred to a a few thousand dollars per goat.
How to goat-proof my yard?
Remember, goats are Houdinis in training. Ensure your fence is secure with no weak points and consider burying wire mesh along the bottom to deter determined diggers.
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How to keep my neighbors happy with my new goats?
Communication is key! Let your neighbors know about your plans and address any concerns they might have. Responsible goat ownership is happy goat ownership (and happy neighbor ownership).
How to avoid a goat-astrophe?
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Do your research! Owning goats is a big responsibility. Be prepared to provide them with proper care and attention to avoid any barnyard blunders.
So there you have it! Keeping goats in Denver is a fun and quirky way to add some personality to your backyard. Just remember, with great goats comes great responsibility. But hey, if you're up for the challenge, you might just find yourself with the most unique (and entertaining) lawn care crew in the entire Mile High City.
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