The Red, the Right, and the Renegade: A Guide to Turning Right on Red in Boston (Because Let's Face It, the Rules Are a Little Nuts)
Ah, Boston. A city steeped in history, chowder, and the delightful uncertainty of traffic laws. One minute you're cruising down Boylston, feeling like a modern-day Paul Revere, the next you're staring down a red light, wondering if turning right will earn you a chorus of honks or a stern lecture from a particularly enthusiastic jaywalker. Let's talk about the elusive right on red, a question that's plagued tourists and confused locals for generations.
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The Dreaded "Unless Posted" Clause
Unlike most states, where a right on red is practically a birthright (unless specifically prohibited), Massachusetts operates under a "presumption of innocence for red-light right turns." Translation: You can turn right on red, unless there's a sign that explicitly says "NO RIGHT TURN ON RED." This, my friends, is where things get interesting.
Boston, in its infinite wisdom, decided that 96% of intersections needed said "NO RIGHT TURN ON RED" signs. Yes, you read that right. Basically, assume every right turn is illegal unless a tiny sign with white letters on a red background tells you otherwise. It's like playing a real-life game of Where's Waldo?, only Waldo is road safety and way less fun to find.
Tip: Check back if you skimmed too fast.
The Art of the Cautious Creep
So, you've spotted the magical "RIGHT TURN ON RED PERMITTED" sign. Congratulations! You are now legally obligated to perform the delicate dance of the cautious creep. Here's how it goes:
- Come to a complete and utter stop. No rolling stops, no creeping before the light even changes. We're talking full brake press, headrest kissin' the seat kind of stop.
- Check for oncoming traffic. This might involve a full head swivel, a quick prayer to the traffic gods, and a dash of wishful thinking. Boston drivers are a fearless bunch.
- Yield to pedestrians. Even if they're jaywalking, even if they're texting and walking their poodle, even if they look like they could outrun Usain Bolt. Pedestrians reign supreme.
Turning Right on Red: A Bostonian Survival Guide
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- Invest in a good chiropractor. All that neck craning to check for signs and oncoming traffic is bound to take its toll.
- Develop a taste for Dunkin' Donuts. Those long red lights practically demand a mid-turn munch.
- Embrace the honk. It's the Boston symphony's most popular movement. Just honk back politely and pretend it's a greeting.
FAQs
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How to know if I can turn right on red in Boston?
Look for a sign that says "RIGHT TURN ON RED PERMITTED." Otherwise, assume it's not allowed.
Tip: Break it down — section by section.
How to avoid getting honked at for taking too long to turn right on red?
Be extra cautious and make sure all is clear before proceeding. Better safe than sorry (and definitely better than causing a symphony of honks).
How to deal with the existential dread of never knowing for sure if you can turn right on red?
Deep breaths and a healthy dose of Boston-strong spirit. We're all in this confusing mess together.
Reminder: Reading twice often makes things clearer.
How to find the best Dunkin' Donuts in Boston?
This one might require a separate guide entirely. Let's just say there's a Dunkin' on every corner (and probably in between too).
How to avoid getting lost in the labyrinth of Boston streets?
GPS highly recommended. And maybe a compass. Just in case.
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