Cupid in the Cybernetic Age: Can You Score a Date with Simon in Detroit: Become Human?
Ah, Detroit: Become Human. A game filled with android angst, existential dread, and the question that's truly on everyone's mind: can you snag a smooch with the stoic yet soulful Simon?
Let's face it, Simon is a dreamboat of a deviant. Sure, he might not be able to, you know, wink (those poor, fixed LED eyelids), but his loyalty, bravery, and quiet strength are enough to make any processor flutter. But is there a chance for love to blossom amidst the robot uprising?
Hold Your Horses (or Metal Gazelles): The Reality of the Situation
Here's the truth, folks: Detroit: Become Human doesn't offer a full-blown romance option with Simon. No stolen kisses in the rain (though, with Detroit's weather, that might be a rusty mess anyway). The game focuses more on Markus's journey as a leader and the android revolution.
Tip: Focus more on ideas, less on words.
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But Wait! There's More! (Maybe)
Don't despair, lovebirds! While there's no official romance path, there are ways to build a strong bond with Simon. Here are some tips to become Simon's BFF (Best Friend Forever... or maybe Best Friend Forever… AND EVER?)
- Be a Stand-Up Cyber-Dude: Throughout the game, choose options that show Markus's compassion and leadership. Simon respects strength, but also kindness.
- Listen Up, Buttercup: Pay attention to Simon's dialogue and concerns. He might not be as chatty as a malfunctioning Alexa, but his words hold weight.
- Don't Be a Jerk (Seriously, Don't): This one's a no-brainer. Being a ruthless tyrant probably won't win you any favors with anyone, especially the morally upright Simon.
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There's a chance that Simon's lack of romanceability is a product of the time. The game's release date coincided with a period where same-sex relationships in games weren't as widely explored. Who knows? Maybe in Detroit: Become Human 2 (fingers crossed!), love will find a way (with both Simon and perhaps even Josh, if you swing that way).
## FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions for the lovelorn Android
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How to impress Simon in Detroit: Become Human?
Be a strong, kind leader who listens to his concerns. Basically, don't be a d*ck.
Reminder: Reading twice often makes things clearer.
How to make Simon fall in love with Markus?
There's no guaranteed way, but building a strong friendship is a good start. Think of it as a slow burn... in a world filled with very literal burns.
How to romance Josh in Detroit: Become Human?
Just like with Simon, there's no official romance option. But hey, there's always fanfiction!
QuickTip: A short pause boosts comprehension.
How to get a girlfriend/boyfriend in Detroit: Become Human?
The only girlfriends/boyfriends you'll find are of the malfunctioning kind (creepy). Focus on saving the android race, then maybe you can worry about love later.
How to be happy in Detroit: Become Human?
Honestly, that's a tough one. Maybe surviving the robot apocalypse is a good start?
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