Burnside Bridge: A Pedestrian Paradise (Unless You're a Clown)
Ah, the Burnside Bridge. A Portland icon, as recognizable as a Voodoo Donut and twice as sturdy (hopefully). But can you, a regular ol' human (or perhaps a particularly sprightly houseplant), walk this majestic metal beast? Buckle up, because the answer is both thrilling and slightly terrifying (mostly thrilling, unless you're afraid of heights, traffic, or… clowns?).
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Crossing the Burnside: A Tale of Two Sides (and Maybe a Unicycle)
There are two main ways to experience the Burnside Bridge on foot:
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- The Tourist Stroll: This is your classic, leisurely amble. You'll be snapping photos of the city skyline, marveling at the architectural flourishes (seriously, those towers!), and dodging the occasional unicyclist who just has to show off. Side note: Unicyclists, we love your panache, but maybe take it to the Hawthorne Bridge instead? Tourists appreciate the wider lanes.
- The Power Walk: You've got places to be, steps to conquer! This bridge is your oyster (or, perhaps, your delicious Portland brunch reservation). Just be mindful of those ambling tourists and the occasional rogue skateboarder (looking at you, Burnside Skatepark!).
Important Note: While the Burnside Bridge is perfectly lovely for walkers, it's best to avoid wearing a giant inflatable clown suit. You might get mistaken for a rogue blimp and cause a traffic jam. So maybe save the clown costume for Halloween.
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Burnside Bridge: Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to get to the Burnside Bridge? It's smack dab in the heart of Portland! Just follow the signs, or ask a friendly local (we're pretty good with directions, unless it involves finding that perfect cup of coffee – then we all get a little lost).
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How long does it take to walk across? For a leisurely stroll, give yourself about 15 minutes. Power walkers can probably slash that time in half.
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Is there parking? There are metered spots nearby, but be prepared for some Portland-style parallel parking creativity (translation: it's an adventure!).
What should I wear? Comfortable shoes are a must. Portland weather can be a fickle beast, so dress in layers. And, as mentioned before, ditch the clown suit.
Is it scary? Not really! The bridge is sturdy and well-maintained. Just be aware of your surroundings and enjoy the view!
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