Upton Outta There: A Chicago PD Tragedy?
Okay, so, let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should I say, the detective out of the squad room? That's right, we're talking about Hailey Upton, the badass, brilliant, and borderline reckless member of the Intelligence Unit. And she's gone.
The Great Upton Exodus
For those living under a rock (or maybe just avoiding spoilers), Upton decided to pack her bags and hit the road at the end of Season 11. It was a shock to the system, like finding out your favorite coffee shop is closed for renovations. But hey, even the toughest cops need a break, right?
The question on everyone's lips is: Why, Upton, why? Did she finally realize that Voight's questionable methods might be rubbing off on her? Was she tired of being the only sane person in a room full of adrenaline junkies? Or did she simply decide to pursue a career as a professional suitcase packer?
Life After Upton: A Brave New World
The Intelligence Unit is undoubtedly feeling the void left by Upton. It's like trying to solve a Rubik's Cube without the yellow side. But fear not, loyal fans, the show must go on. And while we miss our girl, there's no doubt that the remaining team will rise to the challenge.
But let's be real, the show will never be the same without Upton's sharp wit and unwavering loyalty. It's like trying to watch a superhero movie without the superhero. We're hoping for a surprise return, a secret mission, or at least a really good explanation for her sudden departure.
FAQs: Upton Edition
How to cope with Upton's departure? Give it time, binge-watch old episodes, and find a new favorite character. It's tough, but you'll survive.
How to convince Tracy Spiridakos to come back? Unfortunately, there's no magic formula. You can try writing heartfelt letters, sending fan art, or even offering to cook her dinner. But don't get your hopes up.
How to fill the Upton-shaped hole in your heart? Adopt a puppy, start a new hobby, or binge-watch another show. Distraction is key.
How to avoid spoilers about the new season? Unfollow Chicago PD accounts on social media, avoid online discussions, and stay away from people who can't keep a secret.
How to believe that Upton will never come back? It's okay to hold onto hope. After all, stranger things have happened.
So, there you have it. The Upton situation is a rollercoaster of emotions. But hey, at least we still have Voight's questionable parenting skills to keep us entertained.
