Southie's Spook Factor: How Scary is This Boston Neighborhood?
Ah, Southie. Land of brawny firefighters (allegedly), wicked good chowda (definitely), and a past that's about as colorful as a dropped bag of Skittles (think good, bad, and everything in between). But these days, if you're thinking about setting sail for this Boston borough, there's one question burning brighter than a Dunkin' Donuts sign: is Southie safe?
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The Skinny on Southie's Safety
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Let's be honest, every place has its own vibe. Southie is no different. Sure, it's had its rough patches (think Mark Wahlberg movies, but hopefully with less flying fists). But like a good pair of jeans, Southie's gotten more comfortable over the years. These days, it's a mix of young professionals, families, and those legendary Southie "townies" who know all the best places to snag a lobster roll.
Is it Mayberry? Hold your horses (or should we say, draft horses). There can be some petty crime, like a rogue squirrel snatching your unattended Dunkin' (they're fiendish for those glazed crullers). But serious violence? Nah, that's about as likely as the Red Sox winning the World Series... twice in a row (hey, a man can dream).
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So, is Southie safe? We'd say it's like your grandma's attic: a little creaky in some spots, but overall, a pretty darn safe place to be. Just remember, common sense is your best buddy here. Don't walk down dark alleys quoting Shakespeare (unless you're attending a particularly dramatic production), and keep an eye on your belongings. Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.
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Southie Safety: FAQ
How to avoid petty theft? Keep your valuables close (and maybe invest in a squirrel-proof lunchbox).
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How to navigate Southie at night? Stick to well-lit areas and main streets. Bonus points for having a buddy or two with you.
How to deal with over-friendly pigeons? A stern "coo" should do the trick.
How to find the best lobster roll? Ask a local – they'll have you saying "wicked good" in no time.
How to know if you've found a real "townie?" If they call you "kid" even though you have a mortgage and a retirement plan, that's a good sign.
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