The Name Game: How Did Boston Get Stuck With Such a Beantown Name?
Ah, Boston. City of chowder, cheers, and...confused tourists wondering why on earth it's called Boston. Let's face it, "Boston" isn't exactly the sexiest name. Sounds more like a creaky old filing cabinet brand than a bustling metropolis. But fear not, history buffs and trivia night champions, because the story behind Boston's name is actually pretty darn interesting (and way funnier than a filing cabinet).
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| How Did Boston Get Its Name |
From Saintly Swamps to Puritan Paradise (with a Side of Self-Promotion)
Our story begins not with a bang, but with a whimper...and a whole lot of mosquitos. The land that would become Boston was originally called "Shawmut" by the indigenous people. Great name, right? Rolls right off the tongue. Then came William Blaxton, a salty Englishman who basically said, "Nope, this swamp is all mine!" and became the first European settler.
Enter our hero, or maybe anti-hero depending on how you view land grabs, John Winthrop. He led a group of Puritans who weren't exactly fans of Blaxton's solo act, and more importantly, weren't fans of the Shawmut mosquitos. So, they hightailed it across the Charles River and settled on the Shawmut peninsula.
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Here's where things get interesting. Winthrop, ever the sentimental soul (or maybe just a tad homesick) decided to name the new settlement after his hometown in England: Boston, Lincolnshire. Plot twist! The English Boston was itself named after Saint Botolph, a holy dude known for, well, not much. But hey, gotta have a patron saint, right?
So, Boston is Basically Named After a Saint Nobody Remembers?
Pretty much! Although, to be fair, Saint Botolph might be chuckling in his non-existent grave knowing a whole city across the pond bears his (slightly mangled) name. John Cotton, a preacher who came over with Winthrop, served at a church dedicated to Saint Botolph back in England. So, it all kind of makes sense...in a roundabout, historical way.
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Fun Fact: There's actually a street in Boston's South End called "Botolph Street" – a subtle nod to the saintly namesake (or maybe just a cruel joke by the early Bostonians).
FAQ: Boston Name Edition (Because You Know You Have Questions)
Alright, history buffs, satisfied? Now, onto the burning questions you probably have:
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How to Pronounce Saint Botolph? This one's a doozy. Take a deep breath and try "BOT-ulph" or "BOHT-ulf." No pressure.
How to Get to Saint Botolph's Town (England's Boston)? Brush up on your British geography, because it's not exactly next door. Lincolnshire is in the east of England.
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How to Make My Own City Named After a Saint? This might be tricky. There are only so many saints out there, and most major cities are already taken. Maybe try a lesser-known historical figure? "Genghis Khanville" might not be the best choice, though.
How to Deal With Disappointing Tourist Questions About Boston's Name? Just smile politely, share this fun fact-filled article, and maybe point them towards a good cup of clam chowder. They'll forget all about the name in one delicious mouthful.
How to Love Boston Anyway? Easy! Embrace the history, the charm, and the wicked awesome seafood. After all, a city's soul is about more than its name.
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