The Great Escape: Ellie's Improbable Journey Back to Boston (Spoiler Alert: It Wasn't Via Swan Boat)
Ah, Ellie. The poster child for teenage angst in a world gone fungal. In The Last of Us Part II (seriously, spoilers ahead, you've been warned!), our girl Ellie finds herself stranded in the not-so-charming city of Seattle, having just, well, let's just say had a very eventful encounter with Abby. But how, pray tell, does she manage to get all the way back to Jackson, Wyoming, and eventually Boston? Don't worry, folks, we're about to dissect this geographical mystery with the precision of a surgeon...armed with a spork.
The Power of Plot Armor (and Maybe a Horse)
The truth is, the game is a little coy on the specifics. We see Ellie, battered and bruised, limping onto a seemingly abandoned farmhouse. Next thing you know, she's rocking a sweet new scar and a newfound determination in Jackson. Did she spend weeks scavenging for parts to build a hot air balloon fueled by infected tears? Did she tame a rogue zebra and ride it across the country like a post-apocalyptic Zorro? The game wisely leaves this to our imagination.
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Here's what we do know:
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- Ellie is a survivor. This chick has faced down clickers, infected bears the size of school buses, and the emotional turmoil of a revenge quest gone sideways. A little cross-country trek is probably just Tuesday for her.
- Dina (come on, we all wanted that reunion, right?) might have had something to do with it. Maybe she found Ellie a sweet ride, or snuck her onto a passing trader caravan (with Tommy's blessing, of course).
- There's always the possibility of some good old-fashioned hitchhiking. Who knows, maybe Ellie just perfected her "sad puppy dog eyes" technique and charmed her way back to Jackson.
The Official Guide to Elling Your Way Back Home (Not Recommended)
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Look, while Ellie's journey back to Boston might be shrouded in mystery, here are some helpful tips (that we definitely don't recommend trying) for anyone else attempting a similar feat:
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How to Hitchhike During a Zombie Apocalypse:
- Dress for Success: Forget the neon pink tutu. Go for muted tones that blend in with the scenery (bonus points for blending in with the infected...not really).
- The Power of a Smile (and a Weapon): A friendly grin can go a long way, but make sure your trusty shiv is readily available for those "just in case" scenarios.
- Honesty is the Best Policy (Maybe): Lying about your clicker-killing skills might backfire spectacularly.
How to Befriend a Horse in a Desolate Landscape:
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- Speak Their Language: Apparently, neighs and whinnies are the universal language of friendship. Brush up on your equine vocabulary.
- Snacks are Key: Horses love apples, right? Maybe? Pack some fruit for good measure.
- Be Prepared for a Galloping Getaway: Just because you're BFFs doesn't mean your new horsey friend won't bolt at the sight of a clicker.
How to Build a Hot Air Balloon Fueled by Infected Tears (Seriously, Don't Do This):
- Gather Your Supplies: Apparently, sadness is a renewable resource in this world. Start collecting those infected tears!
- Safety First (Kind Of): Who needs a heat shield when you have sheer determination, right?
- Landing May Be Tricky: Just...aim for somewhere soft?
So there you have it, folks! The mystery of Ellie's return to Boston remains unsolved, but hey, that's the beauty of video games, right? Use your imagination, folks. Just remember, when it comes to surviving a post-apocalyptic road trip, a little luck, a trusty shiv, and maybe a friendly horse can go a long way.
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