The Great Colts Caper: Did They Actually Play Today?
Hey there, Colts fans (and those who secretly root for chaos), buckle up for another thrilling episode of "Following the Indianapolis Colts." Today, we delve into the burning question: Did the Horseshoe Gang even grace the gridiron with their presence today?
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Hold Your Horses (For Now)
Fear not, friends! The date is indeed July 4th, a glorious day for pool parties, backyard barbecues, and... absolutely no NFL games. That's right, the Colts are currently chilling on their couches, most likely. Unless Matt Ryan decided to dust off his college playbook and organize a neighborhood scrimmage (hey, it could happen!), Lucas Oil Stadium is silent today.
Tip: Keep your attention on the main thread.
But Don't Fret! Colts Football Is Coming... Eventually
While we may be Colts-less today, fret not! The season is on the horizon, just like that delicious plate of ribs you've been eyeing. Training camp is around the corner, and soon enough Carson Wentz/Matt Ryan/mystery rookie (who knows at this point!) will be slinging passes like nobody's business.
In the Wise Words of Jim Irsay (Probably)
Tip: Skim once, study twice.
"We here at the Colts organization are chomping at the bit to get back on the field and put on a show for the best fans in the NFL... well, except for maybe those pesky Jacksonville folks." - Jim Irsay (maybe)
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How To Fix Your Colts Obsession During the Offseason:
Here's a handy dandy FAQ to help you through these trying times:
Tip: Context builds as you keep reading.
Q: How to I distract myself from the lack of Colts football?A: Binge-watch old playoff runs (2006 anyone?).
Q: How can I channel my Colts spirit into something productive?A: Repaint your room in team colors. Your significant other might not approve, but hey, commitment!
Q: What if I see a squirrel wearing a tiny horseshoe hat? Is that a sign?A: Probably not, but it wouldn't hurt to buy a lottery ticket.
Tip: Don’t just scroll — pause and absorb.
Q: How do I convince my friends and family that the Colts are actually a good team?A: This one's a tough one. Maybe just focus on the fun of the upcoming season... for now.
Q: When is the actual first Colts game?A: Patience is a virtue, my friend. Keep an eye on the NFL schedule for the official announcement.
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