The Chiefs in July? Did Someone Fall Through a Time Hole?
Hold on to your helmets, Chiefs Kingdom, because according to my calendar (and the distinct lack of shoulder pads outside), it's still way too early for football. That's right, the Kansas City Chiefs are currently chilling in the off-season, most likely doing much more interesting things than running drills in the summer heat – like, you know, avoiding sunburn and perfecting their grill game.
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But Wait, I Swear I Heard Patrick Mahomes Throwing Bombs on the Radio!
Easy there, champ. There's a chance you might have:
- Confused the Chiefs with a team actually playing in the pre-season (it's a thing, but hold your horses, it's still weeks away).
- Fallen victim to some elaborate fantasy football dream (pre-season drafts are a slippery slope, my friend).
- Witnessed a truly mind-bending time warp (wouldn't be the first time the NFL left us all a little confused).
In any case, the Chiefs are most definitely not playing today. But fear not, football fans! The wait won't be forever.
Tip: Reread slowly for better memory.
So When Can I Actually See Mahomes in Action?
Here's the good news: The pre-season kicks off in mid-August, which means you can quench your thirst for football (responsibly, of course) a little sooner than you think.
The regular season starts rolling in September, and trust me, you'll be bombarded with information on Chiefs games – dates, times, ticket sales, the whole shebang.
Tip: Read at your natural pace.
For now, enjoy this football-free July! Catch some fireflies, perfect your backyard BBQ spread, or maybe take a deep dive into Chiefs' history.
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Remember, a well-rested Mahomes is a dangerous Mahomes.
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Chiefs Kingdom FAQ:
How to channel your inner Mahomes this summer?
- Practice your no-look hot dog throws at backyard BBQs.
- Work on that spiral by mastering the art of the water balloon toss.
- Confidence is key! Strut your stuff with the swagger of a Super Bowl champion.
How to deal with the pre-season jitters?
Tip: Summarize the post in one sentence.
- Deep breaths. We've all been there.
- Dive into re-watching classic Chiefs games.
- Distract yourself by planning the perfect game-day menu.
How to prepare for the regular season?
- Brush up on your Chiefs trivia to impress your fellow fans.
- Invest in a comfortable jersey (those stadium seats get chilly!).
- Stock up on your favorite game-day snacks (go Chiefs, not grease!).
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