Lord Baltimore: The Original Maryland Man (and His Mysterious Demise)
So, you're curious about Lord Baltimore, huh? Well, buckle up, because we're about to dive into the life and (mostly) death of this 17th-century dude who had a knack for founding colonies.
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Who Was This Guy, Anyway?
Lord Baltimore, or George Calvert to his mates, was basically the 17th-century version of Elon Musk - except instead of rockets and electric cars, he was all about founding colonies. And not just any colonies, mind you, but a place where Catholics could chill without getting the side-eye. Talk about progressive!
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Unfortunately, the whole Newfoundland colony thing didn't quite pan out. Too cold, apparently. But fear not! He had a backup plan: Maryland. A land of promise, where Catholics and Protestants could theoretically coexist in harmony. Spoiler alert: it didn't always work out that way, but hey, the guy tried.
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The Million-Dollar Question: How Did He Bite the Dust?
Now, here's where things get a bit murky. There's no dramatic tale of pirates or poison-tipped quills. Nope, Lord Baltimore simply kicked the bucket in 1632, just five weeks before the Maryland Charter was sealed. Talk about bad timing!
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Some say it was old age. Others blame the stress of colonizing. Maybe it was a particularly nasty case of scurvy? We'll never know for sure. But one thing's certain: his untimely demise meant his son, Cecil, inherited the whole Maryland gig. And let's just say, the apple didn't fall far from the tree.
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The Legacy Lives On
Despite his short life (relatively speaking), Lord Baltimore left a pretty big mark on history. Maryland, with its religious tolerance (at least in theory), was a pretty big deal back then. And let's not forget, the whole Baltimore family name stuck around, giving us cities, sports teams, and plenty of opportunities for confused tourists.
So, there you have it. The life and (mostly) death of Lord Baltimore. It's not the most thrilling story, but hey, sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Or, in this case, less exciting.
How To... Lord Baltimore Edition
- How to start a colony: First, find a place with a decent climate. Second, convince people to move there. Third, pray you don't get scurvy.
- How to become a Lord: This one's a bit tricky. Time travel might be involved.
- How to avoid dying before your colony is established: Good health insurance? A crystal ball? We're still working on this one.
- How to name a colony: Something catchy and memorable. Maryland is a good start.
- How to deal with religious differences: Hire a really good mediator. Or, you know, just hope for the best.
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