CEO Bezzal: From Memphis to the Great Gig in the Sky (Mic Drop Not Included)
Yo, hip-hop heads! Gather 'round for a story that's equal parts tragic and confusing, like trying to explain mumble rap to your grandma. We're talking about the untimely demise of Memphis rapper, CEO Bezzal (real name Albert Smith).
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So, How Did This Memphis Maestro Meet His Maker?
Now, this ain't your typical whodunit. We know Bezzal was tragically shot in broad daylight on a D.C. street in June 2020. Hold up, D.C.? Why wasn't he rapping on Beale Street, chowing down on some ribs? This, my friends, is where things get interesting. Apparently, Bezzal was on the East Coast for reasons as mysterious as the disappearance of good hip-hop fashion sense (RIP baggy jeans).
The cops believe it was all about the Benjamins (that's slang for hundreds, folks). Apparently, some folks decided a rapper's rhymes were worth $10,000...in cold, hard cash. Not the most chill way to settle a debt,
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The Plot Thickens Like Gumbo (Hold the Bullets)
Here's the twist that'll make your head spin faster than a breakdancer on Red Bull: It took over a YEAR for the D.C. police to make some arrests!** **Turns out, catching these lyrical assassins wasn't as easy as following breadcrumbs. **Finally, in 2022, they cuffed a couple of suspects, including a dude who worked as a teaching aide! Imagine explaining THAT on parent-teacher night. "Uh, yeah, Mrs. Johnson, about that missing homework...little Johnny might have some competition from his favorite rapper's alleged killer."
Sadly, the investigation is still ongoing, so there's no dramatic courtroom showdown just yet. But hey, at least someone's keeping Bezzal's memory alive (besides this totally awesome blog post, of course).
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R.I.P. Bezzal: A Memphis Gem Lost Too Soon
This whole situation is a major bummer. Bezzal was a rising star, and his death leaves a hole in the Memphis rap scene. Here's hoping the rest of the story involves justice served, not cold fries.
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FAQ: Bezzal's Baffling Demise
How to mourn a rapper you never met? Blast his music, reminisce about the good ol' days of hip-hop (when lyrics mattered!), and maybe don a backwards cap in his honor.
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How to avoid getting caught up in a rap beef? Keep your diss tracks metaphorical, folks. And maybe invest in bulletproof vests. Just sayin'.
How to become a famous rapper (without the whole getting-shot thing)? Practice, hustle, and don't forget the catchy hooks. Plus, staying alive probably helps your career.
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How to solve a crime faster than the D.C. police (allegedly)? Maybe hire Batman. Or, you know, just cooperate with the authorities.
How to write a hilarious blog post about a serious topic? Apparently, all it takes is a healthy dose of dark humor and a deep respect for the music.
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