The Great Capital Caper: How Oklahoma City Stole the Show (Kind Of)
Oklahoma! The land of wind, wheat, and... a capital city switcheroo? Buckle up, history buffs (and those who enjoy a good underdog story), because we're about to delve into the hilarious hustle that made Oklahoma City the state's reigning metropolis.
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| How Did Oklahoma City Became The State Capital |
Guthrie's Golden Days (or Were They?)
Let's start at the beginning, shall we? Guthrie, a spry little town, was initially crowned the capital in 1890. It was the Wild West's answer to Dodge City, only with slightly less tumbleweed and a whole lot more politicians in dusty hats. But here's the thing, Guthrie, bless its territorial heart, wasn't exactly booming. It was like a party with lukewarm punch and a questionable cheese ball selection.
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Enter Oklahoma City: The New Sheriff in Town (Literally)
Meanwhile, Oklahoma City was having a coming-of-age party. Founded during a land run so chaotic it makes Black Friday look like a bake sale, this young upstart was growing faster than a tumbleweed in a tornado. By 1907, Oklahoma was ready to become a state, and everyone knew the capital situation needed a refresh.
The Vote: Democracy in Action (Except When It Wasn't)
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Governor Charles Haskell, a man who clearly wasn't afraid of a little friendly competition, decided to let the people choose their champion. In 1910, a vote was held, and Oklahoma City emerged victorious by a landslide (think: glitter cannons and confetti explosions). Guthrie, well, let's just say they weren't exactly throwing a ticker-tape parade.
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The Move: Packing Up Politics in a Pickle Barrel (Maybe)
This is where things get interesting. Governor Haskell, a firm believer in "results are in, let's boogie," packed up the state seal and hightailed it to Oklahoma City. Guthrie, still clinging to the "capital by default" title, threw a metaphorical wrench into the works. There were lawsuits, accusations, and enough political mudslinging to fertilize an entire state.
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The End Result: A Capital City Crowned (After Some Legal Shenanigans)
Thankfully, the Oklahoma Legislature stepped in, playing referee in this political wrestling match. In the end, Oklahoma City, the plucky underdog with a can-do spirit, was officially declared the capital in 1910. Guthrie, though undoubtedly bruised, remained a charming town with a rich history (and probably a killer cheese ball recipe by now).
So, there you have it! The story of how Oklahoma City went from wide-eyed newbie to top dog in the capital game. It's a tale of growth, hustle, and maybe a touch of political mischief. Who knew statehood could be so entertaining?
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How-To FAQs:
- How to become a state capital? Easy! Just convince a whole bunch of people you're the most awesome place ever. Maybe throw in a catchy slogan and a parade (with good snacks, because hungry voters are cranky voters).
- How to win a capital relocation vote? Be the fastest growing city with the most enthusiastic residents. Bonus points for outlandish promises and a really cute mascot.
- How to deal with a grumpy old capital city? Empathy and maybe a fruit basket? Seriously though, a little respect for their history goes a long way.
- How to move a state capitol? Apparently, all you need is a state seal, a determined governor, and a whole lot of packing peanuts.
- How to throw the best political victory party? Confetti, exuberant speeches, and enough food to feed a small army (because let's face it, politicians are hungry after a long campaign).
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