Tannenbaum Trauma: Tossing Your Tired Tree in Denver
So the holidays are but a distant twinkle in the rearview mirror, and your once-majestic Christmas tree is looking a little less festive and a little more like a fire hazard. Fear not, fellow Denverite! Disposing of your ???? (that's "tree" in Korean, for all you worldly folks) doesn't have to be a Yuletide bummer. Here's your guide to giving your Christmas tree a dignified (and eco-friendly) Denver departure.
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Don't Let Your Tree Become a Curbside Cactus!
Curbside collection is a no-go in Denver. Leaving your tree out with the trash won't get it recycled, and it might just confuse your friendly neighborhood trash collector. Imagine the look on their face! "Wait, Brenda ordered a cactus this month?"
Treecycle to the Rescue!
Denver offers a fantastic program called Treecycle. Here's the deal:
- Drop off your tree at designated locations around the city. Important! Make sure to remove all the decorations, lights, and that funky tinsel boa you thought was a good idea in 2019. A naked tree is a happy tree (for recycling purposes).
- The city then grinds those trees up into mulch, which is like giving your tree a spa day and a whole new life!
- Come spring, Denver residents can pick up this free mulch to spruce up their gardens. Circle of life, baby!
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Alternative Avenues (But Treecycle is the Best)
- Feeling handy? You can cut your tree up into small pieces and put it in your compost bin (if you have one). Just be sure the pieces are small enough to decompose properly.
- Know someone with a fireplace? Gift them your tree for a cozy winter bonfire! Just double-check it's a real tree, not some artificial monstrosity.
Remember: Do not burn your tree in your own backyard. Air quality regulations and angry neighbors are no fun.
Tannenbaum FAQ
How to find a Treecycle drop-off location?
Check the Denver website (
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How long does Treecycle typically run?
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It's usually in January, but always check the official website for the latest info.
How do I compost my Christmas tree?
QuickTip: Check if a section answers your question.
Only if you have a compost bin! Cut the tree into small pieces and add them to your bin.
Can I burn my Christmas tree in my backyard?
Nope! Not recommended due to air quality regulations.
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What if I miss Treecycle and can't compost?
Hold onto your tree until next year's Treecycle program, or see if a friend with a fireplace wants it.
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