Trash Talk: How to Score a Sexy New Bin from the City of San Diego (Because Your Old One is, Well, Trash)
Let's face it, San Diego. We love our sunshine, our beaches, and our fish tacos. But let's be honest, sometimes our trash cans get a little...well, unpleasant. Maybe it's seen one too many rogue seagulls, or perhaps it's just reached the ripe old age of ten (which, apparently, is the official "retirement age" for trash cans in our fair city). Whatever the reason, it's time for an upgrade. But how do you snag a spankin' new bin from the City without wading through a bureaucratic swamp? Fear not, fellow trash titan, for I am here to guide you through the glorious journey of bin acquisition!
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| How Do I Get A New Trash Can From The City Of San Diego |
Step 1: Assess the Situation (Is Your Current Can a Certified Catastrophe?)
First things first, is your current can a lost cause? Here's a handy dandy checklist:
- Does it resemble a Jackson Pollock painting more than a trash receptacle? This is a big yes for a new bin.
- Do rogue squirrels use it as a jungle gym? Time to evict those furry squatters with a brand new digs.
- Does it emit a fragrance that could knock a buzzard off a fence post? Yeah, new bin. No question.
If you answered yes to any of these questions (or all of them, no judgement!), then congratulations! You are the proud owner of a very strong case for a new trash can.
Step 2: Embrace the Power of the Purchase (Because Adulting Means Buying Your Own Trash Cans)
Unlike participation trophies, new trash cans aren't free (although, wouldn't that be a sweet perk?). The good news is, purchasing one is a breeze. Here are your options:
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- Channel your inner online shopper: Head over to the City's Get It Done website [Get It Done] and browse their selection of bins like you're picking out the perfect outfit (because, hey, a good trash can can really elevate your curb appeal).
- Get out and stretch your legs: Feeling social? Visit the Environmental Services Department in person and pick up your new bin. Bonus points for making a day of it with some post-bin-buying tacos!
Important Note: Replacement bins aren't a freebie, but hey, the convenience of a non-malodorous trash receptacle is priceless (or at least, $70 plus delivery).
Step 3: Behold! Your New Bin Arrives (Cue the Confetti)
So you've navigated the murky waters of online shopping or braved the world of in-person transactions. Now, the moment you've been waiting for - your new bin arrives! But before you toss your old, busted can to the curb (literally), be sure to check the City's website for proper disposal procedures (because responsible trash can retirement is a thing).
Congratulations! You've successfully secured a brand new trash can, and with it, the power to banish overflowing bins and questionable odors from your life. Now, go forth and trash responsibly!
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Trash Talk FAQ:
How to find out if I need a new trash can?
Easy! If your current bin looks like it belongs in a museum exhibit on "Trash Through the Ages," then it's probably time for a new one.
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How much does a new trash can cost?
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Replacement bins cost $70, plus a $25 delivery fee (optional).
How do I order a new trash can online?
Head over to the City's Get It Done website [Get It Done] and browse their selection of bins.
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Can I pick up a new trash can in person?
Absolutely! Visit the Environmental Services Department during business hours.
How do I dispose of my old trash can?
The City has guidelines for proper disposal. Check their website for details before tossing your old bin to the curb.
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