So You Want to Be Famous (After You're Dead)? Your Guide to Getting an Obituary in the Boston Globe
Let's face it, nobody wants to kick the bucket. But hey, if you're reading this, you might be curious about how to leave a lasting impression on the fine folks of Boston (besides that embarrassing karaoke incident at Paddy O'Shea's, of course). Well, wonder no more! This handy guide will have you gracing the obituaries of the Boston Globe in no time, well... almost.
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The Great News and the Not-So-Great News
First things first, there are two ways to get your name in the Globe's obituaries: the free obituary and the paid death notice.
The free obituary is like the VIP section at a dive bar - it's exclusive and getting in is tough. These obituaries are written by the Globe's amazing staff and are reserved for truly newsworthy folks. So, if you saved a puppy from a burning building while simultaneously solving a math equation that baffled Einstein, then this might be the route for you.
The paid death notice, on the other hand, is like the open bar at a wedding - anyone can get in (for a price, of course). This is the more common route, and it guarantees your loved ones can share the important details of your life.
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Important Note: Just because you pay, doesn't mean your life story will be a Pulitzer Prize winner. Try to keep it interesting, folks!
How to Get That Paid Death Notice?
Alright, alright, so you're more interested in the guaranteed route. Here's the lowdown:
- The Digital Route: Head over to the Boston Globe's self-service application ([they won't let me include the link, but you can search for it online]). Fill out the form, write a tear-jerking (or chuckle-worthy) tribute, and hit submit! Easy peasy.
- The Old-Fashioned Way: If you fancy yourself a phone person, you can dial 617-929-1500 and speak to a representative. They'll walk you through the process.
- Email Option: Feeling fancy? Craft a beautiful email filled with all the details and send it to deathnotices@globe.com.
Pro Tip: Deadlines are a thing! Make sure you get your notice in by 5 pm daily (with a photo) or 4:30 pm (without a photo). Don't be that person who makes your family miss the deadline!
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FAQ: Your Burning Questions Answered (Probably)
How to write a killer death notice?
Keep it concise, informative, and maybe add a touch of humor (if that's your style). Focus on the important stuff - who you were, who loved you, and where they can send those awkward casserole dishes.
How much does a death notice cost?
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Prices can vary depending on the length and any add-ons like photos. Contact the Globe's advertising department for the latest info.
How long will it take for my death notice to appear?
Generally, death notices appear in the next day's edition if submitted before the deadline.
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How can I find an existing death notice?
Search the Legacy.com obituaries section for the Boston Globe ([again, search it online]).
How do I know if I'm newsworthy enough for a free obituary?
If you have to ask, it's probably a paid notice. But hey, never underestimate the power of an epic life story (or a well-placed bribe to the Metro Desk, but we wouldn't recommend that).
So there you have it! With a little planning and maybe a dash of morbid curiosity, you can ensure your legacy lives on in the pages of the Boston Globe. Now go forth and live (or un-live?) your life to the fullest!
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