So You Want to Be Famous (After You're Gone)? A Guide to Getting Your Obit in the Kansas City Star
Let's face it, nobody wants to kick the bucket. But hey, if you must shuffle off this mortal coil, wouldn't you like to go out with a bang? Like, a whole big section in the Kansas City Star dedicated to your glorious existence? Well, my friend, you've come to the right place. This here guide will have you chilling in the afterlife with a smug grin, knowing your legacy is secured.
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| How Do I Get An Obituary In The Kansas City Star |
Step 1: Don't Actually Die (Yet)
Hold on there, eager beavers! We need to get this obituary thing squared away before you meet your maker. The Kansas City Star isn't exactly known for its time travel capabilities (although, if they were, this would be a whole lot easier).
Step 2: Channel Your Inner Hemingway (But Shorter)
Think of your obituary as your final tweet to the world. Keep it concise, but captivating. "(Insert Name Here) breathed his/her last surrounded by loved ones" is a snoozefest. Did you invent the world's best spatula? Did you win a pie-eating contest three years running? Brag a little! This is your moment to shine (or should we say, decompose?)
Pro Tip: If you're feeling overwhelmed, grab a friend or family member to help craft your masterpiece. Just be sure they don't go overboard and accidentally turn it into a roast.
QuickTip: Absorb ideas one at a time.
Step 3: Unleash the Obituary Kraken (But Not Literally)
There are two main ways to get your obit into the Star:
- Become a Legacy.com Legend: Head over to Legacy.com, a website that partners with the Kansas City Star for obituaries. They have a user-friendly platform to craft your story and even offer helpful tips.
- Dial Up the Direct Line: If you're more of a phone person, you can call the Star's dedicated obituary line at (855) 200-8529. Just be prepared to answer some questions and shed a few tears (optional, but might earn you a discount...probably not).
Remember: There are usually fees associated with placing an obituary, so be sure to ask about pricing before you commit.
FAQ: You Ask, We (Hopefully) Answer
How to write a funny obituary?
Tip: Bookmark this post to revisit later.
Humor is risky, but it can work wonders! Just avoid offensive jokes and keep it lighthearted. Focus on funny anecdotes or quirks that made you, you.
How to write a touching obituary?
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Highlight the love and laughter you shared with your loved ones. Mention special achievements and how you impacted the people around you.
Tip: Reread the opening if you feel lost.
How long can an obituary be?
The Star typically has word limits, so be concise. Focus on the most important details and let your personality shine through.
How to submit a photo with my obituary?
QuickTip: Revisit this post tomorrow — it’ll feel new.
This is usually possible through Legacy.com or by contacting the Star directly. Choose a photo that captures your essence (hopefully not your embarrassing college party days).
How to pre-write my obituary?
Absolutely! This can be a fun way to reflect on your life and share your story. Just be sure to update it occasionally in case you, you know, win the lottery or take up underwater basket weaving.
So there you have it! With a little planning and some pizazz, you can ensure your obituary is anything but boring. Now get out there and live your life to the fullest (but don't forget to leave some good stories for your obit).
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