Denver's Abandoned Cars: From Mystery Machines to Public Menace (How to Get Rid of 'Em!)
Ah, the abandoned car. A symphony of rust, a haven for rogue tumbleweeds, and a surefire sign that someone's having a real bummer week (or a parking ticket phobia). But fear not, fellow Denverite! Just because a car looks like it's been there since the disco era, doesn't mean it has to become a permanent fixture on your block. Here's how to turn that abandoned auto into a distant memory (and maybe even score some sweet karma points).
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| How Do I Report Abandoned Cars In Denver |
Spotting the Scofflaw's Ride: What Makes a Car Abandoned?
Not every car gathering dust is a goner. Here's what separates a harmless clunker from a public menace:
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- Haven't Budged in Days: This is the big one. If the car hasn't flinched an inch in over 72 hours (that's three whole days, folks!), it's probably abandoned territory.
- Flat Tires Flatter Than Your Jokes: A car with perpetually flat tires is a strong hint it's not going anywhere fast.
- Looks Like It Survived a Zombie Apocalypse: Missing windows, busted bumpers, and a general air of "don't touch me" scream "abandoned."
Remember: If the car doesn't meet these criteria, leave it be. Reporting a car that's just taking a well-deserved nap is a surefire way to land yourself on Santa's naughty list (of people who waste Denver's time).
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Busting Out the Big Guns: Reporting the Abandoned Auto
Now that you've confirmed you're dealing with a genuine abandoned car, it's time to take action! Here's your arsenal:
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- Phone-a-Friend (or Rather, Phone-a-Department): Give the Abandoned Vehicle Unit a ring at 720-865-0471. They'll be your knight in shining armor (or tow truck, depending on how you look at it).
- PocketGov to the Rescue: Tech-savvy? Report the car online through PocketGov [City of Denver Abandoned Vehicle]. Fill out the form, hit submit, and watch that abandoned auto disappear faster than a free beer at a brewery tour.
Important Note: Be prepared to provide some intel: the car's location (address will do), make, model, year, color, and anything else that might help identify the rogue vehicle.
Tip: Don’t skip the details — they matter.
FAQ: Abandoned Auto Edition
- How long does it take for an abandoned car to be removed? Patience, grasshopper! Once reported, it can take a few days for the city to process things and tow the car away.
- What if the car is on private property? Not your rodeo! If it's parked on someone's lawn, that's for the property owner to deal with.
- Can I claim the abandoned car for myself? Sorry, Charlie. Taking possession of an abandoned car is a big no-no. Let the professionals handle it.
- What if I see a car that looks abandoned, but isn't quite there yet? If it's just parked suspiciously, you can report it to 311. They'll send someone to check it out.
- I think I saw Bigfoot driving the abandoned car. Should I report that too? Look, we appreciate your enthusiasm, but let's stick to reporting abandoned vehicles. However, if you do see Bigfoot, hit us up! That's a whole different story.
So there you have it! With this knowledge, you can be a champion of clean streets and a thorn in the side of abandoned auto scofflaws. Now go forth and conquer those car crimes (with the power of reporting, of course)!
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