Liquor Stores and Schools: A Texas-Sized Conundrum
So, you wanna know how far a liquor store has to be from a school in Texas? Well, buckle up, 'cause this is a tale as old as time (or at least as old as Texas).
The Great Texas Liquor Store Standoff
Let’s get this straight: Texas loves its booze. It’s practically a religion. And Texas loves its kids. That’s a given. So, naturally, there’s a bit of a tug-of-war going on about where to put all that liquid courage.
The law, in its infinite wisdom, has decided that liquor stores should keep a respectable distance from schools, churches, and hospitals. We’re talking a solid 300 feet. That's about the length of a football field. Seems reasonable, right? Until you realize that a lot of Texas towns are built around schools. So, basically, it's like trying to find a parking spot at a Taylor Swift concert.
The Fine Print
Now, there’s a little loophole. If a school is really, really small (like, less than 100 students), the liquor store can get a little closer. But let’s be honest, who wants to be that guy?
And if your liquor store is on the fifth floor or higher, you get a free pass. So, if you’re planning a liquor store empire, consider going vertical. Just sayin’.
How to Measure 300 Feet
You might be wondering, "How on earth do they measure 300 feet?" Well, it's not as simple as grabbing a tape measure. They have to measure from the school's property line to the liquor store's property line, and it has to be a straight line. No shortcuts.
FAQ: Liquor Store and School Distances
How to measure the distance between a liquor store and a school? Measure from the school's property line to the liquor store's property line in a straight line.
How close can a liquor store be to a small school? If a school has less than 100 students, the liquor store can be closer than 300 feet, but specific regulations vary.
How can I find out if a liquor store is too close to a school? Contact your local Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission (TABC) office.
Can a liquor store be on the same property as a school? Absolutely not. That would be a major violation of the law.
What happens if a liquor store is too close to a school? The liquor store may face penalties, including losing its license.
