So, You Wanna Hop From Detroit to the Land Down Under? Let's Talk Distance (and Maybe Tim Tams)
Ever looked out at Michigan Lake and thought, "Nah, this ain't big enough for me. I need somewhere with beaches that don't look like they've been scraped by glaciers and where the wildlife isn't actively plotting your demise"? Well, then Australia might be calling your name, mate! But before you chuck your winter coat (and possibly your car - they drive on the other side down there!), there's one crucial question: How far exactly is this Aussie dream from Detroit?
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| How Far Is Australia From Detroit |
Buckle Up, Buttercup, It's a doozy!
Australia isn't exactly next door. We're talking about a whopping 9,000-ish miles (or 14,000 kilometers) separating Detroit from Sydney, the most populous Aussie city. That's farther than you can throw a boomerang (although, come on, don't actually throw a boomerang).
In simpler terms:
- You could drive for 140 hours straight (not recommended - sleep deprivation is a killer and so are kangaroos on the road).
- A plane ride will take a cool 20-ish hours. Plenty of time to catch up on those movies you've been meaning to watch (or maybe learn a few Aussie slang words to impress the locals).
But Wait, There's More! (Because Seriously, It's Far)
Here's a little perspective to chew on:
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- If you started walking from Detroit to Australia right now, at an average pace of 3 miles per hour, it would take you over six years to get there. (Spoiler alert: your shoelaces might not survive that).
- You could have stacked about 140 Empire State Buildings on top of each other, and you STILL wouldn't reach Australia.
So, How Do You Get There Already?
Alright, alright, we get it. You're itching for someVegemite and sunshine. Here are your options:
- Plane: The fastest and most practical choice. Those 20 hours will feel like a breeze compared to the six-year walk.
- Boat: This might be scenic, but it's also going to take significantly longer than a plane. Think months, not hours. Maybe consider becoming a pirate along the way to spice things up? (Not recommended, international piracy is frowned upon).
Frequently Asked Questions (Australia-Detroit Edition):
How to speak Australian?
Start with "G'day!" for hello and "fair dinkum" for "really?". Trust us, you'll pick it up in no time.
Tip: Reading with intent makes content stick.
How to pack for Australia?
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Sunblock is essential. Also, pack clothes for all seasons - Australia is a big country with diverse climates.
How to avoid killer spiders and snakes?
Tip: Look for examples to make points easier to grasp.
Relax, most are more scared of you than you are of them. Just be aware of your surroundings and don't go poking anything that looks like it could bite.
How to deal with jet lag?
Hydrate, adjust your sleep schedule slowly, and embrace the sunshine!
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How to return home after falling in love with Australia?
That one's a tough one. Maybe just stay? We've got Tim Tams!
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