So You Want to Escape Stillwater for the Big City (Well, Oklahoma City's Big City Anyway)? Buckle Up, Buttercup, It's Not a Marathon!
Let's face it, Stillwater is a charming college town, but sometimes you just gotta get your hustle on in the bright lights of Oklahoma City. But before you fire up the ol' jalopy and blast down the highway singing Garth Brooks at the top of your lungs, you might be wondering: just how far is this adventure gonna take me?
Fear not, intrepid traveler (or maybe just someone who needs to hit the mall), because this here guide will break it down for you in terms simpler than a Sooner Saturday afternoon.
The Straight and Narrow (or I-35, As It Were)
Alright, so you're all about efficiency. You want the number, the cold, hard facts. Buckle up for some geographical wisdom: Stillwater and Oklahoma City are practically next-door neighbors in the grand scheme of things. We're talking a hop, skip, and a jump (well, maybe a 10-minute jog) on a map.
In official distance talk, we're looking at a cool 64.7 miles by car. That's about an hour and 8 minutes of cruising with the wind in your hair (or blasting the AC, because, let's be real, Oklahoma summers are no joke).
Translation: this road trip is shorter than most rom-coms. You can spend more time picking out the perfect outfit for your night out than you will stuck in traffic (although rush hour is a whole other story).
The Scenic Route (Because Who Needs Efficiency When You Have Adventure?)
Now, if you're feeling a little adventurous (and maybe lack the attention span for a straight shot), there are ways to stretch your legs and explore the Oklahoma backroads. Buckle up for some sightseeing!
- Hit up some antique shops in Cushing.
- Take a detour to see the world's largest pecan. Yes, you read that right. Oklahoma is full of surprises.
- Pack a picnic and have lunch by Boomer Lake. Just don't get jealous of all those Oklahoma State University students soaking up the sun.
The time it takes? Who cares! You're on Oklahoma time now, and that means enjoying the journey (and avoiding those pesky speeding tickets).
Just remember: with any scenic route, factor in extra travel time and be prepared to, you know, actually use a map (gasp!).
But Wait, There's More!
We haven't even touched on the most important question: what kind of snacks are you bringing? Because let's be honest, a road trip without snacks is like a rodeo without the bulls - just not the same.
Here are some road-trip snack essentials:
- A giant bag of those spicy onion rings they sell at every gas station in Oklahoma.
- Enough beef jerky to fuel a whole stampede.
- A cooler full of your favorite drinks (because hydration is key, folks).
Now you're ready to hit the road!
Still Got Questions? We Got Answers! (The Frequently Asked Kind)
Alright, so you've digested this crucial information (and hopefully a giant bag of Doritos). But maybe you still have a few lingering questions. Fear not, for we are here to help! Here are some quick answers to your most burning road-trip queries:
How to get from Stillwater to Oklahoma City by bus?
There are a few public transportation options, but let's be real, this is Oklahoma. Your best bet is probably to wrangle up a friend with a car.
How to avoid traffic on I-35?
This is a mystery that has baffled Oklahomans for generations. Your best bet is to avoid rush hour and pray to the traffic gods.
How to find the world's largest pecan?
Just follow the signs (and your insatiable sense of wonder).
How to know when to stop for gas?
Well, when the needle hits empty and your car starts sputtering, that's a good sign. But generally, gas stations are plentiful in Oklahoma.
How to have the best road trip ever?
Sing along to bad music, embrace the open road, and don't forget the snacks!
