So You Wanna Be a Pro Android Hunter? A Hilarious Look at Experienced Mode in Detroit: Become Human
Ever fancied yourself as a detective extraordinaire, a master negotiator, or maybe even...a babysitter for temperamental androids? Well, then strap in, buttercup, because Detroit: Become Human on Experienced mode is about to give you a wild ride through a dystopian Detroit filled with more twists and turns than a bowl of overcooked spaghetti.
But wait! Before you dive headfirst into this flowchart flowchart of a game, let's talk about that difficulty setting: Experienced. Because let's be honest, folks, it ain't for the faint of button-mashing heart.
** buckle up, buttercup:** This is a playful way to say 'get ready'
flowchart flowchart: This emphasizes the complex branching narrative of the game
Tip: Don’t skip the small notes — they often matter.
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What You're In For: A Hilarious Nightmare (But Seriously, It's Fun)
Quick Time Events That Will Make You Question Your Dexterity: Remember those childhood nightmares where you were running late for school in nothing but your underwear? Experienced mode's QTEs (Quick Time Events) can feel eerily similar. Be prepared to tap, swipe, and flail those thumbs like your life depends on it...because in Detroit, it kinda does (sometimes for both you and the android you're meant to be wrangling).
Choices, Choices, and More Choices (That Can Seriously Mess You Up): One wrong word, one missed button press, and suddenly Connor's on a permanent dirt nap, or Kara's stuck singing karaoke with a bunch of creepy dudes in a back alley. Experienced mode doesn't hold your hand. It shoves you out the door, yells "Good luck!", and hopes you land on your metaphorical feet (or at least manage to not get your synthetic skin ripped off).
The Constant Thrill of Not Knowing What the Heck is Going On (But hey, at least you're laughing, right?): With multiple branching paths and hidden consequences, Experienced mode will have you second-guessing every decision. Did that origami swan you folded for the little girl mean you doomed all of humanity? Who knows! But hey, at least the confusion provides endless entertainment for your therapist (or significant other forced to listen to your panicked ramblings).
dirt nap: This is a silly way of saying 'death'
metaphorical feet: This means you avoid a bad situation
Is Experienced Mode Right for You? A Quiz (with mostly sarcastic answers)
Do you enjoy the feeling of constantly teetering on the edge of a nervous breakdown?
- A) Absolutely! Chaos is my middle name!
- B) Errr...maybe not?
Do you have the reflexes of a startled cat on a hot tin roof?
- A) Heck yeah! I could catch a fly with chopsticks!
- B) looks longingly at bowl of spilled cereal
Do you find amusement in watching fictional characters make terrible life choices that lead to their untimely demise?
- A) Hilarious! Sign me up!
- B) Maybe I'll stick to watching blooper reels.
If you answered mostly A's, then Experienced mode is your Detroit destiny! If you're leaning towards B's, well, there's always Casual mode. But hey, no judgment!
Tip: Read once for flow, once for detail.
teetering on the edge of a nervous breakdown: This is a humorous way to say 'very stressed'
hot tin roof: This is an idiom that means 'in a difficult situation'
untimely demise: This means 'death'
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FAQ: How to Survive the Chaos
How to Not Freak Out During QTEs?
- Take a deep breath. Panicking will only make those button presses messier.
How to Make Decisions That Won't Lead to Everyone's Doom?
- Save often! That way, you can reload if you accidentally turn Connor into a deviant disco dancer.
How to Deal with the Emotional Rollercoaster?
Tip: Read actively — ask yourself questions as you go.
- Chocolate. Lots and lots of chocolate.
How to Not Get Attached to Characters Who Might Die Horribly?
- Denial is your friend! Just pretend they're all going on a lovely vacation to Tahiti.
How to Explain Your Constant Gaming to Your Concerned Loved Ones?
- It's research! You're, uh, studying the future of artificial intelligence and human interaction. Totally legit.
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