The Great San Antonio Covid Caper: A Not-So-Serious Look at What's Shakin'
Howdy, partners! Ever wondered what's going down with Covid in the good ol' San Antonio? Well, buckle up, 'cause we're about to take a side-splitting (well, maybe nostril-clearing at most) dive into the situation.
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| How Is Covid In San Antonio |
Is Covid on Fiesta? (No, but it ain't exactly siesta time either)
Let's be real, folks. Covid ain't exactly thrown a ten-gallon hat on and hightailed it out of town. Case numbers have been on a bit of a yeehaw lately, especially with the kiddos heading back to school. Some folks are calling it a 387% increase since early July. Now that's more of a rodeo than a two-step!
But hold your horses! Hospitalizations seem to be moseyin' on down, which is a good thing, y'all. So, it ain't all doom and gloom.
So, should I be saddlin' up for self-isolation? (Maybe not a full-on quarantine, but some common sense goes a long way)
Listen, there's no need to become a hermit crab. But a little social distancing and mask-wearin' when things get crowded never hurt a fly (or a bat, for that matter, which they say might be how this whole thing started).
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Here's the gist: Be smart, be safe, and if you're feelin' under the weather, mosey on over to get yourself tested. No need to be a spreader, ya hear?
Where can I get the latest info on this Covid critter? (Hold your horses, internet sleuths, there's a slight detour)
Now, you might be thinkin' you can just lasso some information online. But here's the thing, partner: The official San Antonio Covid dashboards done went and moseyed on out to pasture as of March this year. Seems Covid ain't a reportable critter no more.
That don't mean you're out of luck though. Local news outlets like KSAT and the Express-News are still on the range, keepin' an eye on things. So, mosey on over to their websites and see what kind of updates they've got ropin'.
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Howdy Partner! Frequently Asked Covid Questions:
How to find the latest Covid info in San Antonio?
While the official dashboards are gone, local news outlets like KSAT and the Express-News are good sources for updates.
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How to protect myself from Covid?
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Social distancing, mask-wearing in crowded areas, and getting tested if you feel unwell are all good bets.
How serious is Covid in San Antonio right now?
Cases are on the rise, but hospitalizations seem to be decreasing.
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How to avoid spreading Covid?
Stay home if you're sick, practice good hygiene, and consider masking up in crowded places.
How to social distance like a true Texan?
Just remember, personal space in Texas is measured in acres, not feet.
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