The Kansas City Chiefs' Run Defense: A Hilarious History (Mostly)
Let's face it, folks, the Kansas City Chiefs' defense against the run has been about as consistent as a toddler with a bowl of ice cream. One minute they're shutting down Derrick Henry like a fridge door on a popsicle, the next they're getting gashed by a rookie running back with moves like a drunken shopping cart.
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| How Is Kansas City Against The Run |
A Statistical Breakdown (for those who fancy that sort of thing)
Alright, alright, I know some of you out there crave the sweet nectar of stats. So, here's the not-so-skinny on the Chiefs' run defense:
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- Ranked 18th in the league in rushing yards allowed in 2023 - Not exactly a shining beacon of defensive dominance, is it?
- Gave up an average of 4.3 yards per carry - Again, not the worst, but not exactly inspiring Grandma with visions of tackling prowess.
But wait, there's more! They actually boasted the second-best scoring defense in the entire league last year. So, they might bend a little, but they rarely break (unless you're talking about tackles, then all bets are off).
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Reasons for the Run Defense Rollercoaster
There's a whole buffet of reasons why the Chiefs' run defense can be a bit of a mystery box. Here's a quick sampler:
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- Focus on the pass rush: Speed kills, and the Chiefs love to get after the quarterback. Sometimes, that leaves a few gaps open on the ground for enterprising running backs.
- Defensive scheme adjustments: The Chiefs' defensive coordinator, Steve Spagnuolo, is like a mad scientist, constantly cooking up new schemes. Sometimes they work brilliantly, sometimes they leave you wondering if he accidentally used baking soda instead of baking powder.
- Injuries: Let's be honest, if you have a revolving door at linebacker, it's tough to plug all the holes (pun intended) in the run defense.
So, how are the Chiefs against the run in 2024?
Honestly, your guess is as good as mine. They've addressed some weaknesses in the offseason, but we'll have to see how it all shakes out when the pads start popping.
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Here's a betting tip: If you see a game against a team with a dominant running back, grab yourself a comfy chair, some popcorn, and prepare for a wild ride.
Frequently Asked Questions (Because We Know You Have Them)
How to:
- Prepare for a Chiefs game against a good running team? Stock up on antacids and practice your deep breathing exercises.
- Tell if the Chiefs' run defense is going to be good in a particular game? Look for healthy linebackers and a defensive scheme that doesn't resemble a toddler's finger painting project.
- Stop the Chiefs' run defense yourself? Unless you're Aaron Donald, that's probably a bad idea. Stick to cheering from the stands.
- **Explain the Chiefs' defensive philosophy to your dog?**Woof woof? (Probably best to just stick to belly rubs.)
- Convince your friend the Chiefs will win the Super Bowl based on their run defense? Maybe focus on their explosive offense instead.
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