Vegas Judge Dodges Ninja Attack, Gets Back in the Ring (Figuratively, of course)
Remember that crazy courtroom brawl from earlier this year? The one that had everyone watching in disbelief as a defendant went full-on flying squirrel on the judge? Well, buckle up, because we've got an update that's almost as wild as the attack itself.
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From Benchpress to Bench Attack: A Recap
For those who missed the internet's main event, here's a quick refresher. Back in January, Judge Mary Kay Holthus (props on that awesome name, by the way) was presiding over a sentencing hearing for a fellow named Deobra Redden. Now, Mr. Redden wasn't exactly a model citizen, but no one expected what happened next. In a move that would make even Hollywood stunt performers wince, Redden launched himself over the bench like a judge-seeking missile.
Chaos erupted. Courtroom staff went into full-on defensive mode, like a well-drilled dodgeball team. Thankfully, they managed to subdue the attacker before things got too out of hand. Thankfully, for everyone involved, that is.
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So, How's the Judge Doing?
The good news? Judge Holthus is one tough cookie. She wasn't seriously injured and, after a brief pitstop to make sure everything was A-okay, she was back in the courtroom, ready to dispense justice like a legal superhero.
As for Mr. Redden? Let's just say his courtroom antics landed him in a whole heap of trouble. We're talking attempted murder charges and a potential prison sentence that could make his previous one look like a walk in the park.
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Fun Fact: Judges Don't Actually Wear Capes (But Maybe They Should?)
This whole incident has sparked a hilarious debate online. Should judges be issued protective gear? Maybe some high-tech dodgeball equipment? While capes might be a bit impractical, perhaps a judge-sized bubble wrap suit could be a future courtroom fashion trend.
Seriously though, this attack highlights the importance of courtroom security. Hopefully, this incident will lead to increased measures to keep judges and court staff safe.
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Vegas Judge Attack: FAQ
How to dodge a courtroom ninja? This one's tricky. Maybe invest in some good reflexes and a solid dodgeball team for your legal entourage.
How to become a judge-sized bubble wrap suit designer? The legal fashion world awaits your genius!
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How to avoid getting into trouble with the law? This one's pretty straightforward. Don't attack judges, and maybe skip the courtroom parkour routine.
How to deal with a stressful day in court? Deep breaths and maybe a stress ball shaped like a gavel.
How to show appreciation for judges who keep our courts safe? A heartfelt "thank you" goes a long way. Just don't try to express your gratitude by leaping over the bench.
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