Who Runs the Den? A Hilarious History of Detroit Lions Ownership
The Detroit Lions are a team steeped in tradition, with a rich history... and a somewhat... checkered record, let's say. But one thing that's for sure: they've had some colorful characters calling the shots over the years. So, buckle up and get ready for a wild ride as we explore the fascinating, occasionally frustrating, and always entertaining world of Detroit Lions ownership!
From Radio Waves to Razorbacks: The Early Days (1930s-1940s)
The story begins in the heart of the Great Depression, when a man named George Richards, owner of a powerful Detroit radio station (WJR, if you're curious), decided to buy a struggling football team called the Portsmouth Spartans. Fun fact: The team literally arrived in Detroit by train, with players scrambling off like extras in a Keystone Kops movie. Richards, bless his heart, was more of a radio guy than a football guru, and the team floundered under his leadership. Thankfully, he eventually sold the team to a Chicago department store magnate named Fred Mandel. Let's just say, selling ties wasn't exactly the best training ground for running an NFL franchise.
The Ford Dynasty: A Tale of Two Williams (and a Martha)
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In 1957, the Lions found their forever family (well, almost) when William Clay Ford Sr., a member of the legendary Ford family, bought the team. Ford Sr. was a passionate owner who steered the Lions for an impressive 50 years! This is where things get interesting. After his passing in 2014, the reins were handed to his wife, Martha Firestone Ford. Now, Martha deserves a standing ovation for her dedication, but let's just say, her leadership style was more about tradition than touchdowns.
Enter Sheila Ford Hamp: A New Era Dawns?
Fast forward to 2020, and Martha decided to hand the torch (or rather, the Lombardi trophy... hopefully) to her daughter, Sheila Ford Hamp. Sheila, a descendant of both the Ford and Firestone families, is a businesswoman and a lifelong Lions fan. Here's the thing: Lions fans are a passionate bunch, and they've been waiting for a championship for, well, let's just say a very long time. So, the pressure is on for Sheila to turn things around. Will she be the one to finally bring the Lombardi Trophy to Detroit? Only time will tell, but one thing's for sure: it's gonna be an exciting ride!
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| How Is The Owner Of The Detroit Lions |
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How to become the owner of the Detroit Lions?
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This one's a tough one. Start by inheriting a billion bucks or winning the Powerball. Seriously though, ownership opportunities rarely pop up, but you can always buy a ton of season tickets and become a superfan!
How to survive being a Detroit Lions fan?
Develop a healthy sense of humor and an iron stomach for disappointment. But hey, there's always hope, right?
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How to get Sheila Ford Hamp to finally win a Super Bowl?
This one might require a time machine. Just kidding! But sending good vibes and positive energy her way can't hurt.
How to tell the difference between a Detroit Lions fan and a therapist?
The therapist charges by the hour. (Okay, that one might be a low blow, but Lions fans can take a joke, right?)
How to know if you're dreaming?
If the Detroit Lions win the Super Bowl, wake up! You're dreaming. (But hey, a man can dream, can't he?)
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