Texas: Where the Good Times End at 9 PM (Unless You're Drinking It)
So, you're in Texas, the land of wide open spaces, bigger hair, and apparently, a strict bedtime for liquor stores. Let's dive into the world of Texas liquor laws, shall we?
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The Liquor Store Lullaby
If you're planning a late-night cocktail party in Texas, you better get your shopping done early. Liquor stores in the Lone Star State have a rather peculiar bedtime: 9 PM. That's right, folks, these places close up shop earlier than a tired grandma. So, if you're envisioning a midnight run for tequila, think again. You're more likely to find a tumbleweed than an open liquor store after that hour.
Tip: Avoid distractions — stay in the post.
Beer and Wine: The Late-Night Rebels
While liquor stores might be early birds, the world of beer and wine is a little more forgiving. You can typically find these beverages on the shelves of convenience stores and grocery stores until midnight on weekdays and 1 AM on Saturdays. So, if a beer run is more your speed, you've got a bit more flexibility.
Tip: A slow skim is better than a rushed read.
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Sunday Scaries and Liquor Stores
Now, let's talk about Sundays. If you're nursing a hangover and craving a hair of the dog, you're out of luck when it comes to liquor stores. They're closed tight, like a stubborn uncle who doesn't want to get out of bed. But fear not, desperate alcoholics! You can still get your fix in bars and restaurants that serve food. Just make sure to order some nachos or something to accompany that Bloody Mary.
QuickTip: Use the post as a quick reference later.
Don't Be That Guy (Or Gal)
We all love a good party, but let's be responsible. Remember, drinking and driving is never okay. If you're planning a night out, designate a sober driver or use a ride-sharing service. And please, for the love of all things holy, don't try to walk home after a few too many. It's Texas, not the Arctic.
QuickTip: Skim first, then reread for depth.
How to... Liquor Laws 101
- How to avoid disappointment: Plan your liquor shopping accordingly. Don't wait until 8:45 PM to realize you're out of tequila.
- How to survive a Sunday hangover: Stock up on beer or wine before the weekend, or hit up a brunch spot that serves alcohol.
- How to be a responsible drinker: Know your limits, pace yourself, and always prioritize safety.
- How to find a good barbecue place: This one has nothing to do with liquor laws, but it's important nonetheless.
- How to enjoy Texas: Savor the state's unique culture, embrace the friendly people, and remember that sometimes, the best laid plans involve a cold beer and a good time.
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