The Great Boston Bomb Sniff-Out: How Long Did Those Dudes Last?
So, you're here because you wanna know how long it took the fuzz to collar the Boston Marathon bombers? Buckle up, because this true-crime tale has more twists and turns than a rogue pretzel.
The Bombs Go Boom: From Finish Line to Full-On Manhunt
The bombs drop on April 15th, 2013, shattering the peace of the Boston Marathon and everyone's dreams of seeing the best non-elite runner win (seriously, those costumes are dedication). Chaos erupts, heroes emerge (looking at you, random citizen who helped a guy with no legs!), and the hunt for the culprits begins.
Days Filled with "Who Dis?" and Citizen Sleuthing
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For a few days, it's like a city-wide game of Where's Waldo?, except instead of a cheerful guy in stripes, you're looking for two dudes who just messed with marathon Monday. The FBI releases grainy security footage that could be anyone's slightly-less-attractive cousins. The internet, ever the picture of helpfulness, throws out a million accusations (side note: never accuse someone on the internet unless you have actual evidence, folks).
The Plot Thickens Faster Than Clam Chowder
Then things get interesting. The bombers, it turns out, aren't exactly marathon material themselves. They get into a shootout with the police, steal a car, kidnap a dude (who then escapes, because karma!), and end up in a dramatic standoff worthy of a Hollywood flick.
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Curtain Closes: From Fugitives to Face the Law (Well, Sort Of)
One brother gets ventilated (by the good guys, not in a self-inflicted way) during the standoff. The other one hides out in someone's backyard...in a boat. Yes, you read that right. A boat. Like, a small, totally un-camouflaged boat in someone's driveway. He eventually gets caught, because apparently even fugitives on the run need a good night's sleep (although, let's be honest, that boat probably wasn't the most comfortable place to catch some Zzz's).
So, How Long Did This Whole Shenanigan Last?
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Four and a half days. Not bad for a manhunt that involved a stolen car, a kidnapping, and a surprisingly unsuccessful attempt at hiding in a boat.
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How To FAQs:
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How to Avoid Being a Fugitive: Don't blow things up. It's a frown-worthy life choice.
How to Spot a Fugitive: They might be hiding in a boat in your driveway. Look for suspicious sunburns and a general sense of "I made a bad decision."
How to Deal with a Fugitive in Your Driveway: Call the police. Seriously, don't try to be a hero.
How to Run a Marathon: Train, wear comfy shoes, and maybe avoid suspicious backpacks near the finish line.
How to Not Get Kidnapped by Marathon Bombers: Don't be in the wrong place at the wrong time. Also, maybe avoid creepy dudes asking for rides.
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