When LA Became a Giant Slip 'N Slide
So, You Wanna Know How Long LA Was Underwater?
Let's talk about a time when Los Angeles traded its sunny reputation for a starring role in a real-life Noah's Ark movie. We're talking about the Great Los Angeles Flood of 1938 – a watery spectacle that would make Kevin Costner blush.
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| How Long Did The Los Angeles Flood Of 1938 Last |
It Wasn't Just a Sprinkle
Now, you might be thinking, "A flood in LA? That's like finding a vegan at a steakhouse." But trust us, this wasn't your average California drizzle. We're talking about a deluge that would make a hippo cry "uncle." For a solid week, from February 27th to March 4th, 1938, the Golden State turned into the Golden Shower.
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The City of Angels, More Like the City of Aquariums
Imagine waking up one morning to discover your car is a submarine. That was basically life in LA during this aquatic adventure. Rivers overflowed, dams burst (like a really bad zit), and the city looked like a giant, muddy Slip 'N Slide. People were trading their swimsuits for life jackets faster than you can say "surf's up."
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Fun Fact: Some folks even reported seeing fish swimming down Hollywood Boulevard. Talk about a casting call for a mermaid movie!
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The Aftermath: A Very Wet Hangover
After the water finally receded, LA was left with a massive hangover. Homes were destroyed, businesses were underwater (literally), and the city's infrastructure was a complete mess. But hey, at least they got a good car wash out of it, right?
This catastrophic event was a wake-up call for the city. It led to major improvements in flood control systems, which is probably why we haven't had a repeat performance (knock on wood). So, the next time you're complaining about a little rain, just remember the good old days of 1938.
How to Survive an LA Flood (Hopefully Never Needed):
- How to Build an Ark: Just kidding, but having a solid emergency plan is always a good idea.
- How to Swim with a Suitcase: Because fashion is important, even in a flood.
- How to Make Friends with a Fish: You never know when this skill might come in handy.
- How to Order Pizza on a Boat: Because even in a flood, you gotta eat.
- How to Find a Good Pair of Wellies: Essential footwear for any water-logged situation.
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