Houston to Paris: A Journey Worth the Wait (or Not)
So, you're dreaming of croissants, Eiffel Tower selfies, and endless beret-clad mimes? Excellent choice! But before you start packing your suitcase with striped shirts and berets (please don't), let's talk about the journey itself.
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| How Long Does It Take To Get To Paris From Houston |
How Long is This Darn Flight?
Now, the burning question: How long does it actually take to get from the land of BBQ and cowboy boots to the city of love and fashion? Well, buckle up, buttercup, because it's not a quick jaunt.
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On average, a direct flight from Houston to Paris takes around 9 hours. Nine whole hours of staring at that tiny screen in front of you, trying to decide if you want to watch a terrible rom-com or a documentary about deep-sea creatures (spoiler alert: it's always the deep-sea creatures).
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But let's be real, life isn't always a direct flight. Sometimes, you've got to make a pit stop. Maybe in Atlanta, or New York, or even Reykjavik (because why not?). So, factor in some extra time for those layovers. We're talking hours, people, not minutes.
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What to Do When You're Stuck on a Plane
Okay, so you're going to be spending a decent chunk of your life on a plane. What's a person to do? Well, besides the obvious (sleep, eat, watch questionable movies), you could:
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- People-watch: There's always that one person who insists on wearing sweatpants and a hoodie on a transatlantic flight.
- Read a book: Because what's more relaxing than pretending you're not trapped in a metal tube?
- Listen to podcasts: Learn about the history of cheese or true crime, your call.
- Meditate or do yoga: Namaste in the sky.
- Plan your Parisian adventure: Because daydreaming about macarons is always a good use of time.
How to Make the Most of Your Flight Time
- How to choose the perfect seat: Window for the view, aisle for easy bathroom access, middle for... well, being in the middle.
- How to survive airplane food:** Bring your own snacks, people. Trust me.
- How to sleep on a plane:** Eye masks, earplugs, and neck pillows are your new best friends.
- How to stay entertained:** Download your favorite movies and shows beforehand.
- How to arrive refreshed:** Stretch and walk around whenever possible.
So, there you have it. Getting from Houston to Paris is a journey, not just a flight. But hey, all good things come to those who wait (and survive long-haul flights). Bon voyage!
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