Walking to LA: A Fool's Errand or a Hero's Journey?
So, you're thinking of walking to Los Angeles, huh? Well, let's just say you've got more ambition than common sense. But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe you're training for a really, really long marathon, or perhaps you've made a bet that could win you a lifetime supply of tacos. Whatever your reason, let's break down this epic quest.
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| How Long Does It Take To Walk To Los Angeles |
The Math is Murder
Let's do some quick math, shall we? Assuming you're starting from New York City (because why not pick the farthest point?) and you can manage a brisk 3 miles per hour (which is generous, considering you'll probably be limping by mile 10), it'll take you roughly 2,765 hours to walk to LA. That's about 115 days, or almost four months. And that's without stopping to sleep, eat, or deal with nature's inevitable calls.
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What to Pack: More Than Just Sneakers
You're going to need more than just a pair of fancy sneakers for this adventure. Here's a quick packing list:
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- Blister plasters: Your feet will be your best friend and your worst enemy.
- A really, really big water bottle: Or maybe just a camelback.
- Snacks: Because let's face it, you're gonna get hungry.
- A tent and sleeping bag: Unless you plan on sleeping under the stars, which, considering the potential weather conditions, might not be the best idea.
- A good book: For those long, lonely hours on the road.
- A sense of humor: This is essential. Trust me.
The Mental Game
Walking across the country is not just a physical challenge; it's a mental one too. You'll have plenty of time to contemplate life, the universe, and everything. You might even start talking to yourself. Just make sure you don't answer back.
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How to Prepare for Your Walk to LA
How to choose your starting point: Ideally, somewhere with good public transportation options for when you finally reach civilization.How to stay motivated: Remind yourself of the prize (tacos, remember?) and the satisfaction of completing an insane challenge.How to deal with boredom: Podcasts, audiobooks, and singing loudly (but not too loudly) are your friends.How to pack light: Every ounce counts.How to find a walking buddy: A shared misery makes the journey easier.
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So, there you have it. Walking to LA is definitely a challenge. But hey, if you're up for it, good luck! Just remember to bring plenty of snacks.
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