LA: Older Than Your Grandma's Wig
Who would've thought the City of Angels had a past?
Let's talk about LA. Not the one you know with the Kardashians, the endless traffic, and the questionable fashion choices. I'm talking about the real LA, the one that was around when dinosaurs thought they were hot stuff.
LA: The OG of California Cool
You might think LA sprung up overnight like a Kardashian's new business venture, but think again. This bad boy has been around longer than your grandma's favorite TV show. In fact, LA was founded in 1781, making it older than the United States itself. Yep, you heard that right. While the rest of the country was busy throwing tea parties and arguing about who gets to wear the pants, LA was chillin' by the beach, living its best life.
From Pueblo to Metropolis
Originally named "El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Ángeles," which basically translates to "The Town of Our Lady the Queen of the Angels," LA started as a sleepy little pueblo. But don't let the name fool you. It had everything a growing city needed: sunshine, fertile land, and a healthy dose of Spanish charm. Fast forward a few centuries, and you've got Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and people wearing sunglasses indoors.
So, next time you're stuck in LA traffic or trying to figure out where to park, remember: you're sharing the road with a city that's seen it all.
How to... LA Edition
- How to survive LA traffic: Lower your expectations, find a good podcast, and invest in a comfortable car seat.
- How to dress like a true Angeleno: Sunglasses, even indoors. Layers, because the weather is unpredictable. And always, always have a pair of flip-flops ready.
- How to find a parking spot: Dream big. Really big.
- How to blend in: Learn to say "dude" and "totally" in every sentence.
- How to appreciate LA's history: Visit Olvera Street for a taste of the city's past, and then hit up Rodeo Drive for a taste of its future.