The Detroit Lions: A Franchise with More History Than Winning Seasons (But We Love Them Anyway)
Let's face it, Detroit Lions fans are a special breed. We're a passionate bunch, constantly on the edge of our seats (or hiding under them, depending on the play call). But one thing's for sure: we're loyal. Loyal enough to wonder, just how long has this team been around putting us through the emotional ringer?
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From Buckeye Beginnings to Motor City Mayhem
The story starts not in Detroit, but in Portsmouth, Ohio, in 1928. Back then, the team was known as the Portsmouth Spartans, and let's just say they weren't exactly lighting the NFL world on fire. They were good, but not great. Think participation trophy vibes.
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Fast forward to 1934, and a Detroit radio executive named George A. Richards decided to take a gamble. He bought the Spartans for a whopping $8,000 (which is basically the price of a decent used car these days) and moved them to the Motor City. Enter the Detroit Lions, named after the city's beloved baseball team, the Tigers.
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Clawing Their Way to the Top (and Then Kinda Chilling There)
The Lions didn't waste any time making their mark. In their second year in Detroit (1935), they roared all the way to an NFL Championship victory! Those were the good ol' days. Unfortunately, they haven't quite recaptured that magic since...but hey, at least they have a championship trophy to keep them company (and us reminiscing about what could have been).
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So, How Long Does That Make Them?
Do the math: 1928 (Portsmouth Spartans) + 2024 = 96 years! That's a long time to be slinging pigskins (and occasionally fumbling them spectacularly). The Lions are one of the oldest franchises in the NFL, which means they've seen it all: from leather helmets to instant replay, from turf wars to touchdown celebrations.
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Fun Fact: The Thanksgiving Day Tradition
The Lions also hold the distinction of being the only team to play on Thanksgiving Day almost every year since 1934. That's right, turkey, stuffing, and a healthy dose of football – a Detroit tradition unlike any other (except maybe the annual "will they make the playoffs this year?" debate).
How to Be a Detroit Lions Fan: A Crash Course
Let's be honest, being a Lions fan isn't for the faint of heart. But if you're up for the challenge, here's a quick guide:
- How to Develop a Thick Skin: This one's essential. You'll need it to deflect the jokes from opposing fans and your own internal monologue of despair.
- How to Celebrate the Small Victories: A field goal? A decent punt? Revel in those moments, because...well, you know.
- How to Maintain Undying Hope: It's the lifeblood of any Lions fan. Never give up on the dream (but maybe temper your expectations just a smidge).
- How to Embrace the Thanksgiving Tradition: Turkey coma and all, it's a special kind of beautiful.
- How to Appreciate the Journey (Even When It's Frustrating): Because at the end of the day, it's about the love of the game, the camaraderie with fellow fans, and the unwavering belief that someday, maybe, just maybe, they'll bring home another championship. Now, that would be something to celebrate!
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