So You Wanna Drive to Paradise: The Truth (and Slight Exaggerations) About the Bridge to Key West
Ah, the Florida Keys. Sun-drenched sands, turquoise waters, and a laid-back vibe that's more "flip flops and margaritas" than "tie and briefcase." But before you can cavort with the dolphins (metaphorically, of course) there's a little hurdle to overcome: the bridge.
The Bridge of (Almost) Heroic Proportions
You might've heard whispers of a legendary seven-mile bridge connecting Miami to Key West. Sounds impressive, right? Like something out of a James Bond movie where you have to outrun a missile launch (because hey, why not?).
Well, buckle up buttercup, because here's the truth: the bridge is actually closer to 7 miles than 7 actual miles. Shocking, I know. In fact, it's a hair under 6.8 miles long, which is still pretty darn impressive, don't get me wrong. But it's like that time your friend swore they saw a UFO, only for it to be a rogue weather balloon. Still a story, but not quite as epic.
Breathtaking Views (Unless You Get Stuck Behind a Winnebago)
Don't get me wrong, the drive over the bridge is stunning. The turquoise water stretches out on either side, and on a clear day, you can practically see Cuba sipping a mojito (because why not continue the metaphor?). But here's a word to the wise: avoid peak season. Picture this: you're inching along in your car, the A/C struggling to keep up with the Florida heat, and all you can see in front of you is the back bumper of a Winnebago piloted by a retiree in no particular hurry. Not exactly the Keys dream you were hoping for.
Pro Tip: If you're planning a road trip, aim for the shoulder seasons (spring or fall) for lighter traffic and better views (because let's be honest, nobody wants to see the back of a Winnebago for hours).
Key West Bound: You've Got Questions, We've Got (Kinda) Answers
Alright, alright, so the bridge isn't quite as long as the legends make it out to be. But hey, it's still a pretty cool feat of engineering, and the drive is gorgeous (as long as you avoid the Winnebago Armada). Now, you might have some lingering questions. Here's a quick FAQ to get you Keys-ready:
How to Get to Key West Besides Driving?
There are several ways! You can fly into Key West International Airport, or take a ferry from Fort Lauderdale or Marco Island.
How Long Does it Take to Drive to Key West?
Without traffic, the drive takes about 4 hours. But factor in bathroom breaks, snack stops, and potential Winnebago encounters, and it could be closer to 5-6 hours.
How Much Does it Cost to Drive Over the Bridge?
The good news: there's no toll to cross the bridge! Just fill up your gas tank and get ready for some epic views.
What Should I Pack for a Key West Trip?
Swimsuit, sunscreen, sunglasses, flip flops, and a sense of adventure! Also, maybe a good book in case you do get stuck behind that Winnebago.
How Many Conch Fritters Can I Eat in One Sitting?
This is a scientific question that requires extensive personal research. Get out there and report back!
