You Wanna Walk the Walk? How Long is the Denver Pride Parade?
The Denver Pride Parade is legendary, darling, a kaleidoscope of color, music, and fabulousness that stretches for what feels like a lifetime (in the best way possible). But fret not, glitter enthusiast, because unlike your aunt Mildred's hugs, this parade has a definite end time.
So, how long exactly does this rainbow rio last?
Mark your calendars and dust off your dancing shoes, because the Coors Light Denver Pride Parade typically clocks in at around 3 hours. That's 3 glorious hours of watching floats so fancy they make unicorns weep, witnessing dance moves that would put Beyonc� to shame, and soaking up the pure, unadulterated joy of the LGBTQ+ community.
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But wait, there's more! This isn't just a parade, it's a marathon of merriment. Here's a breakdown of the sparkly spectacle:
- The Grand Stampede: The parade kicks off at a brisk 9:30 am, so grab your coffee (or something a little stronger) and snag a prime viewing spot.
- The Main Event: The parade itself winds its way through the city for a delightful 2 and a half hours, spanning a whopping 14 blocks. That's a lot of sidewalk to strut your stuff on, if you're feeling sassy!
- The Afterparty (Basically): By around 12:30 pm, the parade reaches its grand finale at Civic Center Park. But don't pack up your rainbow boas just yet! This is where Denver PrideFest really gets into full swing, with food, music, and festivities that last well into the night.
So, in essence, the Denver Pride Parade is the perfect amount of time to:
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- Get your daily dose of vitamin D (and maybe a little glitter).
- Work on your dance moves (because who doesn't love a good shimmy to celebrate love?).
- Spot your friends decked out in their most outrageous outfits (because, let's be honest, people-watching is half the fun).
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FAQ: Your Guide to Glamming Up the Parade
How to snag the best viewing spot? Arrive early! The good spots get snatched up faster than free margaritas at happy hour.
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How to stay hydrated (and fabulous)? Pack a refillable water bottle – staying hydrated is key, and looking fabulous doesn't mean sacrificing the planet!
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How to avoid parade meltdowns (from the heat, not the moves)? Sunscreen, sunglasses, and a hat are your BFFs.
How to be parade-ready? Comfortable shoes (because trust us, your feet will thank you), sunscreen, and a positive attitude are all you need!
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How to radiate pure joy? Be yourself, celebrate love, and don't forget to smile! After all, that's what Pride is all about.
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