Is Houston Drowning or What?
Houston, Texas – the city where it's always sunny, unless it's raining cats and dogs. Or just dogs, for that matter. Because honestly, who needs cats when you have the kind of rain Houston gets?
How Long Since Houston Had a Sun Tan?
If you’re planning a trip to Houston, hoping to soak up some rays and work on that golden glow, you might want to reconsider. Unless you enjoy the color of a soggy sponge, that is. This city has a love affair with water, and it's been going on for what feels like forever.
Houston’s weather is like a moody teenager: one minute it's sunny and bright, the next it's pouring like there’s a water war in the sky. And the residents? Well, they're starting to grow gills.
Rain, Rain, Go Away...
You’d think after all this rain, Houston would have an Olympic-sized swimming pool in every backyard. Or maybe a personal submarine. But nope, people are still complaining about dry skin. It’s like the city is playing a cruel joke on us.
Fun Fact: Some people in Houston have started water skiing to work. It’s a new trend, we tell ya!
Important Note: If you're planning a barbecue, check the weather forecast twice. Trust us, you don't want to be the one explaining why the hotdogs are swimming.
How to Survive a Houston Downpour
- How to build an ark: Just kidding. But you might need a good pair of waterproof boots.
- How to become a fish: Also a joke. But learning to swim wouldn’t hurt.
- How to appreciate the irony: Of living in a desert-like state with constant flooding.
- How to find an umbrella: Good luck with that one.
- How to embrace the wetness: Just dance in the rain and pretend you’re in a music video.
So, there you have it. Houston’s rainy season is in full swing. But hey, at least we don't have to worry about droughts, right?
